Funny Boxing Quotes

[Slipx]

This one isn't too funny,but it's my fav quote nonetheless ,and worth mentioning.


George foreman in a blue suit with a blue bowtie says:

"If you could survive one or two rounds with me, which would be a lot of pain..and probably a lot of heartbreak in your life, because..not only could I hurt you for a few rounds, two or three rounds in my previous career, I could really do damage do your body, physically, to your brain..."

[buff_mike10]

Larry Merchant after Tyson-Holmes

" Mike Tyson looked like a bull in an antique shop, and what he did was he took out the old grandfather clock."

" I'm here with Mike Tyson, who first administered a paintjob and then sort of wrecked the whole house."

[The Italian Stallion]

After Rocky was released, Stallone recieved a congratulatory tele gram from Muhammad Ali which contained one of the champion's trademark poems:

"You fought and you worked
You're a determined guy,
Rocky is great,
And we love you Sly,
And if you get an Oscar,
Remember please do,
The Greatest will also get one,

Cause I'm prettier than you."

[Run]

My signature.

LMFAO. That is some funny ****.



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[JUYJUY]

Muhammad Ali: "Joe, give me a break Joe, you were too static when you fought Joe. Hey, remember the Bum of the Month club Joe?"

Joe Louis: "Yeah, you'd of been one of the bums!"


Lol, so true..

[JUYJUY]

Nigel Benn: "I'll hit him with so many left's, he'll be crying for a right."

Nigel Benn: "Roy Jones can beat the crap out of my head all he likes, but I'm not letting Mike McCallum snatch my body!"

Nigel Benn: "Steve Davis was born to pot balls, Maradona to score goals and Nigel Benn to kick ass!"

Nigel Benn: "I'll fight Mike Tyson all day long, I don't care. That kind of pain goes. But the pain a woman inflicts when she twists the knife lasts for years."

Nigel Benn: "When McClellan knocked me out of the ring, I just thought 'He's not beating me. I don't care how hard he hits, I've been hit with everything, pickaxes, baseball bats so what? Let's see how he feels when I'm hitting him...'"

[jack_the_rippuh]

"We've had fights with high expectations, with low expectations, this one has no expectations, because we simply don't know what Bruseles would bring to the dance."
-Larry Merchant

[RipTheJacker]

Ali the greatest LOL!! You mean the Ali that didn't have the guts to serve America when his draft number was called, yet had no problem profiting off of that same capitalistic system which he refused to defend.. Then the ******* media pawns it off as bravery and courage!!

Yeah the same Ali that after winning Gold, still had to get his meal out the back door.

[michaeljackson]

Yeah, I have three of the craziest and funniest in my signature.
See below

[jack_the_rippuh]

Yeah. Roy's heart left the game after he accomplished everything he wanted to...kind of different, but similar to Eubank.