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Funny Boxing Quotes
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One of the best has to be the simple "No mas" from Roberto Duran.
Another good one is Tarver's "Yeah, I got a question. You gonna have any excuses tonight Roy?" Planned but hilarious. I tivo'd that over and over. More than Janet's wardrobe malfunction.Comment
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Some more from Randall "Tex" Cobb,
"I once got knocked out by a mexican bantamweight", of course six of my friends were swinging him around by his heels at the time!"
"I'd love to fight Gerry Cooney, but I have my price, 25cents and a loose woman!"
When asked by a reporter "what do you say to your critics who have called you a fat, lazy, low-class coke snorting alcoholic?", he responded by saying
"who's fat?"Comment
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Originally posted by Super_LightweightForeman while commentating on the Jones-Ruiz fight...
"He (Jones) can do this to anybody, I don't care if you're 6'12"...can you be 6'12''?"Comment
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Originally posted by Super_LightweightForeman while commentating on the Jones-Ruiz fight...
"He (Jones) can do this to anybody, I don't care if you're 6'12"...can you be 6'12''?"Comment
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Muhammed Ali, after failing an Army intelligence test, "I said I was the greatest, not the smartest."Comment
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Ali is the greatest. My favourite is when Ali is making his comeback fight after being suspended for 3 years and he has an interview with Howard Cosell. It goes something along the lines of this.
Cossell: Well Muhammed, do you think you have a chance against your opponent? I mean, alot of people, myself included, believe that you're not half the man you were 3 years ago?
Ali: Well, I just talked to your wife, Howard and she told me you ain't half the man you were two years ago!!
That's some funny ****!!Comment
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Larry Holmes before Tyson fight
" I am no kid, i do not play, i'm gonna knock this guy out, i'm an experienced professional boxer."
Holmes after Tyson destroyed him in 4
" Other guys hit much harder, he just caught me on the forehead and knocked off my balance thats all."Comment
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