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  • Easy-E
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    #91
    the ones in my sig are my favorite, but he are a couple decent ones:

    "This is going to be easy work. I mean, this guy is so slow it’s ridiculous. When he shoots a punch out there, I can pull back, say hi to mom and put my headphones on. This is a walk in the park, a piece of cake." -Mayweather on gatti

    REPORTER: “Many people believe [Clay] will be the next heavyweight champion of the world. I saw Sonny a few days ago, Cassius—”

    CLAY: “Ain’t he ugly?”

    REPORTER: [Laughs] “He—”

    CLAY: “He’s too ugly to be the world’s champ! The world’s champ should be pretty like me!”

    REPORTER: “He told me to bet my life that you won’t go three rounds.”

    CLAY: “Well, if you wanna lose your money, bet on Sonny! I’m too fast! I’m the king!”

    “I think [Ali]’s sick in the head, really, because at some part of the fight he began talking, ‘Don’t you know I’m God?’ I said, ‘Well, God, you’re gonna get whupped tonight.’”
    -Fraizer on Ali

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    • Pico Hollywood
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      #92
      consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."
      - Sugar Ray leonard

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      • JUYJUY
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        #93
        "The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters." - George Foreman

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        • jack_the_rippuh
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          #94
          "They would give Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a [police] lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, 'Who killed and ate those people?' you would pick me and not Jeffrey."

          -Mike Tyson

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            #95
            Originally posted by jack_the_rippuh
            "They would give Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a [police] lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, 'Who killed and ate those people?' you would pick me and not Jeffrey."

            -Mike Tyson
            hahaha i would pick tyson

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            • jack_the_rippuh
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              #96
              I'm probably one of the only few people in this world who got love for Mike Tyson.

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                #97
                Originally posted by jack_the_rippuh
                I'm probably one of the only few people in this world who got love for Mike Tyson.
                ohh i love him as a boxer, but he did some real ****ed up stuff outside the ringt

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                • Tarver is my dad
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                  #98
                  Roy Jones yelling at Bernard Hopkins during an interview dis*****g each other for the share of money of a potential rematch.

                  Roy Jones- "60-40, u get your ass whooped!, 60-40, u get your ass kicked!, i'll kick your ass, 60-40, i'll kick your ass, 60-40, i'll tear your ass up!!"

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                  • moy22487
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                    #99
                    after the contendor rematch at the postfight presser. manfredo turns to mora and says
                    "sergio come give me a kiss. i like being kissed while im getting ****ed"

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