Comments Thread For: De La Hoya: I'll Miss Mayweather's Action Packed Fights

[Cinci Champ]

Our own Anorak once wrote a poem about this.

I think I still remember the words (or close).

"There once was a guy named Floyd.

Who left boxing and made a void.

But it got filled lickety split.

By a Filipino sh i t.

And Floyd got very annoyed."

then he was back splicaty splat

knowing he was better he told them all

they didnt believe he could beat them all.

the fight was signed and came the time

once again floyd would win like its always been

they say he ran but the filipino had no plan.

the excuses came the crying began.

the fans were mad they would never know

what its like to see floyd lose............... at a boxing show

[Drunken Cat]

When cotto beats canelo then what oscar.

Cotto isn't beating Cannelo. My heart is with Cotto. But come on.

Not that Cotto has no chance.

But my pretty strong pick is Alvarez.

My heart's with Cotto, doe.

[Drunken Cat]

then he was back splicaty splat

knowing he was better he told them all

they didnt believe he could beat them all.

the fight was signed and came the time

once again floyd would win like its always been

they say he ran but the filipino had no plan.

the excuses came the crying began.

the fans were mad they would never know

what its like to see floyd lose............... at a boxing show

That wasn't my poem, brah dog dog brah.

That was **** Rack's material.

I was just quoting it, dog brah brah dog.

[Mr. Punch-Out!!]

Has De La Hoya said anything about the recent scandal about Floyd?

[Drunken Cat]

You seem to pretty much not understand poetry, also.

[Nightfall]

just like he misses the fishnets and crack pipe. thats his legacy in this era.

[Drunken Cat]

You wrote a pretty nice piece and stuff, Cinci.

But when you quote a poetry piece from a venerable individual like Mr. **** Rack, you don't just immediately parody or discount it.

That's about all I met.

I'm on my 3rd pint of whiskey, happy days yall

[Drunken Cat]

just like he misses the fishnets and crack pipe. thats his legacy in this era.

Who the **** doesn't enjoy fishnets and crack?

Oh wait a sec, I've never indulged in either, who am I to talk.

[Drunken Cat]

You guys are boring the **** out of me. Imma go grab a beer, and he'll I might even get on top of my girlfriend tonight.

Oh wait a sec, I do that almost every night.

[Drunken Cat]

A billion points to everyone who understands the reference.