All the good European fighters are playing chess

[Szef]

I say we claim Puerto Rico too. Mexico, Puerto Rico, USA, Canada.
Maybe there's a good boxing country we can invade too in Europe to be one of us, like Ukraine!

Since 90% of everything we use comes from China, we claim that country.

Euchina. Come tear this wall.

[Dostojevski]

russian sportsmen are superior to all the other ones
look back at soviet days when we won every olympics