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    All the good European fighters are playing chess

    Dmitry Pirog took up boxing because he couldn't find local chess opponents. He then boredly destroyed top US prospect Daniel Jacobs and reigned until being sidelined by sheer boredom.

    If 3rd rate European chess players like Lennox Lewis, Vitali Klitschko, Wladimir Klitscko and Dmitry Pirog can win titles so easily, what do you think the sport would look like if 100 ELITE chess players were groomed for boxing?

    Magnus Carlsen (age 24) is the current world chess champion. His rating is 2882, the highest in the history of the world.

    He has an IQ theoretically pushing 200 and his brain is so large he looks slightly deformed.



    Can you imagine a bunch of dumbass basketball players trying to out strategize this guy?

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    Last edited by ////; 01-18-2015, 01:47 AM.

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    • Cutthroat
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      #3
      How many Chess players are HW champions?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Cutthroat
        How many Chess players are HW champions?
        Chess players have dominated the HW division from 1992-2015

        Lennox Lewis, Vitali Klitschko, Wladimir Klitschko are all competitive players.

        It's on lockdown. 23 years of chess domination, and it's starting to spill into the lighter divisions.

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        • Foreign Soil
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          #5
          Agreed. Chess and soccer. Chess players have the HWs on lockdown, while the top 25 P4P are busy playing soccer and wooing fine European womenz.

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          • VAGAB0ND
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            #6
            You just ruined their M.L.K. Jr. Day weekend, . How rude, .

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              #7
              Originally posted by 80sFighter
              Dmitry Pirog took up boxing because he couldn't find local chess opponents. He then boredly destroyed top US prospect Daniel Jacobs and reigned until being sidelined by sheer boredom.

              If 3rd rate European chess players like Lennox Lewis, Vitali Klitschko, Wladimir Klitscko and Dmitry Pirog can win titles so easily, what do you think the sport would look like if 100 ELITE chess players were groomed for boxing?

              Magnus Carlsen (age 24) is the current world chess champion. His rating is 2882, the highest in the history of the world.

              He has an IQ theoretically pushing 200 and his brain is so large he looks slightly deformed.



              Can you imagine a bunch of dumbass basketball players trying to out strategize this guy?

              But you picked javale mcghee, he's the dumbest player in the NBA. Even a ******ed 5 year old can outsmart that guy.

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                #8
                Totally agree. Chess players are too smart for these unskilled inflated record apes that America keeps pushing out.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Monaco
                  Totally agree. Chess players are too smart for these unskilled inflated record apes that America keeps pushing out.
                  F1 drivers as well. It's ridiculous to think Floyd has better reflexes than Sebastien Vettel.

                  Whatever doesn't go to soccer/football goes to F1, and after failing at a few more sports you eventually wind up beating up American boxers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 80sFighter
                    F1 drivers as well. It's ridiculous to think Floyd has better reflexes than Sebastien Vettel.

                    Whatever doesn't go to soccer/football goes to F1, and after failing at a few more sports you eventually wind up beating up American boxers.
                    Floyd Mayweather couldn't even do a lap around Monaco without dying. I'd love to see a super athlete like Vettel, Hamilton or Alonso absolutely beat the crap out of Floyd in his own sport, if he struggles with the athleticism of Maidana then he'd be in deep trouble.

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