Is Kell Brook ''Sexually Confused'' (Serious Thread).

[Citizen Koba]

Ouma I think, I didn't pay much attention to either of these cases but that's my guess.

Yeah, it was Ouma, earlier this year. Claims some guy made a pass at him after he went back to guys flat or whatever I think.

As with Kell, most likely there ain't much gayness involved but they've gone back with these guys for a blunt or a line or two of sniff and don't want to admit it.

[PACnPBFsuck]

How is this a serious thread ?

He wrote it on the thread title.

[Wolfie*]

Are you accusing of Kell Brook trying to r@pe this dude? Sounds like it because if Brook was trying to kiss him, I don't think it warrants someone bringing out a machette and start stabbing someone with it. I can understand pushing them off and telling them to leave being logical but trying to inflict major damage over a kiss is over the top.

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Are you accusing of Kell Brook trying to r@pe this dude? Sounds like it because if Brook was trying to kiss him, I don't think it warrants someone bringing out a machette and start stabbing someone with it. I can understand pushing them off and telling them to leave being logical but trying to inflict major damage over a kiss is over the top.

Would you go full tongue with Brook?

[Wolfie*]

Would you go full tongue with Brook?

Would you like to take a topic serious for once and stop failing at being funny?

[mannyman]

I am being completely serious here! Kell's recounting of the events of the night are bizarre as ****. According to Brook:

Kell and his girlfriend stopped in a pub. An older couple engages Kell in conversation. Kell's girlfriend is tired, so Kell puts her in a cab while he hung back...

Kell then joins the couple at a bar across the street. The manager of the bar invites Kell back to her place. The manager's boyfriend and another guy is there...

Shortly after, the manager and her boyfriend were like, it's mad late, we goin' to bed... Peace! So Kell was left alone w/ this random ass dude... WHO INVITES HIM BACK TO HIS PLACE FOR DRINKS. AND KELL AGREES TO GO (!)

So now Kell is at some random dude's house having drinks w/ him... Kell claims they got into an argument about boxer vs. street fighter before the guy slashed him w/ a machete...

Now, if the guy was a natural ****, he wouldn't slash Brook if he made an advance and Brook punched him... first, because he's a **** and ****s are frightened people and don't fight...

However, if this dude was straight, and Kell attempted to kiss him, then it totally made sense that the dude would grab a machete as he was about to be ****d by a professional boxer!!!

Seriously... this story is so creepy, awkward, and weird. Kell essentially ditched his hot girlfriend and went home w/ a random ass dude and then he got cut!

This story is suspect but you need to sort your head out pal.

[umop-ap!sdn]

It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

And they're called pants and a shirt, real men wear them when out in public.

[hugh grant]

The incident was rather strange, they were arguing about a streetfighter or boxer, so how does the knife come into it as if the man was trying to prove a streetfighter was harder.
So why didn't he headbutt or bite do some streetfighting stuff to prove his point, how does a knife prove anything?

But didn't think think kell was gay, as he always talking about ko'ing khan.

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The evidence is stacking up and suggests Brook is a flamboyant boy-enjoyer.

[Butt stuff]

I just thought he went back to do a few lines, they **** got #cray