Is Kell Brook ''Sexually Confused'' (Serious Thread).

[Lalaland]

I am being completely serious here! Kell's recounting of the events of the night are bizarre as ****. According to Brook:

Kell and his girlfriend stopped in a pub. An older couple engages Kell in conversation. Kell's girlfriend is tired, so Kell puts her in a cab while he hung back...

Kell then joins the couple at a bar across the street. The manager of the bar invites Kell back to her place. The manager's boyfriend and another guy is there...

Shortly after, the manager and her boyfriend were like, it's mad late, we goin' to bed... Peace! So Kell was left alone w/ this random ass dude... WHO INVITES HIM BACK TO HIS PLACE FOR DRINKS. AND KELL AGREES TO GO (!)

So now Kell is at some random dude's house having drinks w/ him... Kell claims they got into an argument about boxer vs. street fighter before the guy slashed him w/ a machete...

Now, if the guy was a natural ****, he wouldn't slash Brook if he made an advance and Brook punched him... first, because he's a **** and ****s are frightened people and don't fight...

However, if this dude was straight, and Kell attempted to kiss him, then it totally made sense that the dude would grab a machete as he was about to be ****d by a professional boxer!!!

Seriously... this story is so creepy, awkward, and weird. Kell essentially ditched his hot girlfriend and went home w/ a random ass dude and then he got cut!

[BOXEO _]

No, it's not like he walks around with a purse and daisy dukes..

[Lalaland]

THIS IS ALSO RIDICULOUSLY SUSPECT...

The man has NOT been identified or caught. REALLY?! The man was at the bar manager's place, so clearly bar manager knows who he is.

And with the ridiculous amount of blood loss, there had to have been blood everywhere leading up to where Kell was...

I bet anything that they are not pursuing this on Team Kell's orders as the truth would be revealed.



The shady ass story can be read here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/box...-stabbing.html

[Lalaland]

No, it's not like he walks around with a purse and daisy dukes..

Thats a beach tho and don't you see his wifey behind him ?

[daggum]

brook is clearly gay but we shouldn't force him to come out or anything. it's his decision. he was probably wit a gay ********** or something and something went wrong so out come the machetes. nothing wrong with that happens to me all the time.

[Lullaby]

Lol I suspect Brook is gay

[Dean_Razorback]

am i having a deja vu or something very similar happened to another boxer? damn i'm confused now

[Aristocrat]

he sounds gay but I dunno if he really is doe. the story is a little weird

[Doctor_Tenma]

am i having a deja vu or something very similar happened to another boxer? damn i'm confused now

Ouma I think, I didn't pay much attention to either of these cases but that's my guess.

[VAGAB0ND]

No, it's not like he walks around with a purse and daisy dukes..

It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.