So I Tried To Pay For My Rent...

[Butt stuff]

If legacy doesnt work, get a drug addiction. Lose it but gain loads of weight, then lose the weight publicly and put out a series of Weight Loss Books/DVDs and a tell-all auto-bio. That'll pay the rent for a few years.

[Dinamita 03]

***UPDATE***

....leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it!!

Glad things worked out for you m8. You now have somewhere to stay rent free, still have access to boxingscene, and found the love of your life in Deshaun

[bojangles1987]

I asked my boss to double my pay and make me employee of the year before I'd do my job.

Didn't work for some reason.

[Johnny Rubber]

***UPDATE***

I'm now in prison. I tried to make bail by offering them the "love and adulation of the people".

For some reason, they didn't take kindly to this and threw me into "The Hole" with a friendly guy named "DeShaun" who is kindly offering me a lovely array of soaps to clean up with. He's quite a big clumsy fellow though so he keeps dropping them all over the place. Better pick them up before the warden gets back....

Did you have a retrial clause in place? we know all to well that judges sometimes can't see what is happening right in front of them.

Tell the warden you will help him with his tax returns and the rest should play out nicely.

[-PBP-]

I was offered a promotion to be the top executive at my company but I refused it. Too risky. What if I fail?

[MrTambourineMan]

[bojangles1987]

It blew my mind when I saw that recently and realized that's Tio Salamanca.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I was thinking of exactly that scene as I was making up this completely real life event that happened to me.

[Dirk Diggler UK]

I was offered a promotion to be the top executive at my company but I refused it. Too risky. What if I fail?

You should take that other less stressful job you were offered by that other company where they're going to give you a bigger salary, a company car and a secretary with big ****.

Your current company will soon realise your worth and offer you the same executive job with more perks.

You'll also have more confidence with all the experience, money and **** you'd have gained since leaving.

[Bardock]

.....with "Legacy".

My landlord said I was late with the rent since it was a week past the 1st of the month but I told him that I slipped my proof of "Legacy" under his door.

He said, "All I got was a poorly drawn crayon picture of you holding a belt. What the *** are you playing at? Give me my ***ing rent or I'll evict your broke ass"

I proudly replied, "That's legacy, sir. I always paid the rent at my previous flats on time so I built up my rent paying legacy. I was always the first to pay so I had bragging rights over the other tenants. You are welcome, sir"

He then threatened, "Get the *** out or I'm calling the police. You can't pay for rent with that you ***ing nutjob"

I retorted, "But all the dweebs on NSB said legacy and bragging rights were more important than money, sir! You mean to tell me I can't pay for things with legacy?! I quit my job because I thought I could just brag for hours and it would wipe my MasterCard bill out! Oh ***!"

Next thing I know I was being dragged off in handcuffs and being called a "****** worthless bum" by everyone I passed.

It wasn't a good day.

You're taking this "defending frampton" thing to a whole new level bruhhhh