So I Tried To Pay For My Rent...

[Dirk Diggler UK]

.....with "Legacy".

My landlord said I was late with the rent since it was a week past the 1st of the month but I told him that I slipped my proof of "Legacy" under his door.

He said, "All I got was a poorly drawn crayon picture of you holding a belt. What the *** are you playing at? Give me my ***ing rent or I'll evict your broke ass"

I proudly replied, "That's legacy, sir. I always paid the rent at my previous flats on time so I built up my rent paying legacy. I was always the first to pay so I had bragging rights over the other tenants. You are welcome, sir"

He then threatened, "Get the *** out or I'm calling the police. You can't pay for rent with that you ***ing nutjob"

I retorted, "But all the dweebs on NSB said legacy and bragging rights were more important than money, sir! You mean to tell me I can't pay for things with legacy?! I quit my job because I thought I could just brag for hours and it would wipe my MasterCard bill out! Oh ***!"

Next thing I know I was being dragged off in handcuffs and being called a "****** worthless bum" by everyone I passed.

It wasn't a good day.

[chargerhemi06]

Cool story bro.

[Daddy T]

.....with "Legacy".

My landlord said I was late with the rent since it was a week past the 1st of the month but I told him that I slipped my proof of "Legacy" under his door.

He said, "All I got was a poorly drawn crayon picture of you holding a belt. What the *** are you playing at? Give me my ***ing rent or I'll evict your broke ass"

I proudly replied, "That's legacy, sir. I always paid the rent at my previous flats on time so I built up my rent paying legacy. I was always the first to pay so I had bragging rights over the other tenants. You are welcome, sir"

He then threatened, "Get the *** out or I'm calling the police. You can't pay for rent with that you ***ing nutjob"

I retorted, "But all the dweebs on NSB said legacy and bragging rights were more important than money, sir! You mean to tell me I can't pay for things with legacy?! I quit my job because I thought I could just brag for hours and it would wipe my MasterCard bill out! Oh ***!"

Next thing I know I was being dragged off in handcuffs and being called a "****** worthless bum" by everyone I passed.

It wasn't a good day.

I bet the ali could wrangle a few nights on his couch though.

[LouIE G]

.....with "Legacy".

My landlord said I was late with the rent since it was a week past the 1st of the month but I told him that I slipped my proof of "Legacy" under his door.

He said, "All I got was a poorly drawn crayon picture of you holding a belt. What the *** are you playing at? Give me my ***ing rent or I'll evict your broke ass"

I proudly replied, "That's legacy, sir. I always paid the rent at my previous flats on time so I built up my rent paying legacy. I was always the first to pay so I had bragging rights over the other tenants. You are welcome, sir"0

He then threatened, "Get the *** out or I'm calling the police. You can't pay for rent with that you ***ing nutjob"

I retorted, "But all the dweebs on NSB said legacy and bragging rights were more important than money, sir! You mean to tell me I can't pay for things with legacy?! I quit my job because I thought I could just brag for hours and it would wipe my MasterCard bill out! Oh ***!"

Next thing I know I was being dragged off in handcuffs and being called a "****** worthless bum" by everyone I passed.

It wasn't a good day.

Why dont you just pay with your "E-cash"?

[Dirk Diggler UK]

***UPDATE***

I'm now in prison. I tried to make bail by offering them the "love and adulation of the people".

For some reason, they didn't take kindly to this and threw me into "The Hole" with a friendly guy named "DeShaun" who is kindly offering me a lovely array of soaps to clean up with. He's quite a big clumsy fellow though so he keeps dropping them all over the place. Better pick them up before the warden gets back....

[Dr Rumack]

I have a feeling none of this ever happened.

[SplitSecond]

lets be real, if floyd became homeless larry would take him in and start paying him with his kids tuitions

floyd could just sit on the couch all day as larry worked 3 jobs

it's all that legacy

[The Big Dunn]

FWIW, I once went to the market and tried to pay for my groceries with respect. I left with all the respect I came with and none of the food I wanted.

[QballLobo]

Floyd learned this in 2009. The IRS don't give a **** about your legacy son!!

[Dirk Diggler UK]

***UPDATE***

I'm now in prison. I tried to make bail by offering them the "love and adulation of the people".

For some reason, they didn't take kindly to this and threw me into "The Hole" with a friendly guy named "DeShaun" who is kindly offering me a lovely array of soaps to clean up with. He's quite a big clumsy fellow though so he keeps dropping them all over the place. Better pick them up before the warden gets back....

***UPDATE***

....leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it!!