Originally posted by LacedUp
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Scott: have a friend get a very large Axe...you have chromosomes on both sides of your body, not to worry, we just need to split you....so have that axe cut you from the tip of the head down to the groin... Trust me its called mitosis and it works for cells it will work for you! Go for it!
If that does not work, you can stimulate repro with electric current like frankenstein! just hop in the bath with your favorite telly show...and telly, and put telly in tub, hold on tight!
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