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  • Does Floyd belong in the top 500 ATGs?

    For me - I can't even rank him in the top 500. He just lacks so much of what it takes to be considered as having an ATG snake - Namely, girth and length.



    I mean...look at that thing. My pinky finger is bigger than that pathetic excuse for a taddywhacker. Don't get me wrong, he has skills for days inside the ring, but clearly he's outmatched by legions of boxers in the all-important area of c*ck size.

    So where do you rank him on your top 500 ATG snakes?
    34
    Yes
    38.24%
    13
    No
    20.59%
    7
    You call that a snake?
    41.18%
    14

  • #2
    Floyd busted the myth that all black men are packing. And thats quite an achievement. Word is that's one of the reasons why Ms Jackson dumped him. And according to her, Ortiz has a bigger male membrane.

    Historically, Id rank him at around 501. Maybe if he can get a hold of some Extenze then he might be able to get in the top 500.

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    • #3
      i voted snake

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      • #4
        Originally posted by .:: JSFD26 ::. View Post
        Floyd busted the myth that all black men are packing. Word is that's one of the reasons why Ms Jackson dumped him. And according to her, Ortiz has a bigger male membrane.

        Historically, Id rank him at around 501. Maybe if he can get a hold of some Extenze then he might be able to get in the top 500.
        His puny excuse for a snake is obviously why Ms. Jackson left him. That lady is all woman and needed someone with a real anaconda in order to please here. Floyd's pathetic excuse for a snake couldn't even achieve penetration via the doggystyle position because he ass was too thick and his snake too small.

        At least now we know why he's as insecure as he is and why he needs to surround himself with 50-100 "yes men" daily who do nothing but shout about how great he is.

        He should use some of that money of his to get penile implants. Maybe then he wouldn't have to worry about his chicks leaving him to go blow rappers with bigger snakes.

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        • #5
          Well ain't that a b*tch, just voted yes to a question I didn't fully read!

          Top 500 ATGs - Most definitely yes

          Top 500 ATG snakes - No comment

          (floyd fans probably thinking im one of them now - Larry i'm not joining your leisure club(circle jerk) with Fetta,King Meat,J the Unbiased, Big Dunn,Frank Ducketts and the Cowboy, )

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Balrog. View Post
            Well ain't that a b*tch, just voted yes to a question I didn't fully read!

            Top 500 ATGs - Most definitely yes

            Top 500 ATG snakes - No comment

            (floyd fans probably thinking im one of them now - Larry i'm not joining your leisure club(circle jerk) with Fetta,King Meat,J the Unbiased, Big Dunn,Frank Ducketts and the Cowboy, )
            No comment?

            Answer me this : What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were hung like lil' Floyd?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ßringer View Post
              No comment?

              Answer me this : What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were hung like lil' Floyd?
              I would cry myself to sleep!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Balrog. View Post
                I would cry myself to sleep!
                I thought so.

                That thing is the size of a "lil' smokie."

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                • #9
                  Shortly after that pic was released TMZ leaked some info. They reported that Floyd was responsible for patenting adult sex toys such as this:


                  It was quickly taken down due to threats of being sued by Floyd.

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                  • #10
                    T.B.E - Tiniest bishop ever!

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