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  • .:: JSFD26 ::.
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    #11
    Wlad a car? Yea right. More like a mechanical arm that makes them. It just grabs and holds ****.

    Paulie is a Nissan Leaf. Weak with no power.

    Broner reminds me of a Honda. They always swear they're the best car on the block. In other words, they think they're something they're not.


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    • Mike D
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      #12
      Originally posted by .:: JSFD26 ::.

      Broner reminds me of a Honda. They always swear they're the best car on the block. In other words, they think they're something they're not.


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      bwahahaha

      Broner all pimped out



      but deep down he still a used honda civic

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      • kardsufur
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        #13
        Originally posted by Russian Crushin
        Ali Raymi - Bugatti Veyron

        No explaination needed


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        • kardsufur
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          #14
          Originally posted by Mike D
          Prime B-Suth

          lmaoooooooooooo

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          • kardsufur
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            #15
            Keith Thurman 1990 all black Trans AM with KITT installed

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            • kardsufur
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              #16
              David Haye is a Toyota Echo

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              • SlySlickSmooth
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                #17
                Originally posted by Mike D
                Butterbean riding the back of two cruiserweights

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                • PainfromUkraine
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by gratz_the_king
                  in this topic, we say boxers and associate them with cars that have similar traits. hopefully it hasnt been done before. anyway ill go first

                  floyd - porsche 911 turbo
                  very fast, very agile, very versatile. can turn it up when necessary or cruise at cruising speeds and still be very comfortable. very balanced and refined, almost to the point of perfection.

                  pacquiao - nissan gtr
                  not as polished or refined as a porsche, but has BRUTAL acceleration and is a balls to the wall experience. if youre not careful with it, it will devour you.

                  wlad -audi a8/s8
                  very long, big, and powerful. built like a tank. however nothing truly exciting about it aesthetically. its an overall very good vehicle, has a lot of features/tools and is quite classy, just a bit reserved.

                  marcos maidana - mustang gt500
                  not the prettiest, most refined, or prestigious around.. but in terms of sheer power its a force to be reckoned with. brutal brutal power, however not much in terms of agility and refinement.

                  adrien broner - rolls royce phantom coupe
                  very stylish, very loud, and very attention grabbing. but in terms of sheer performance, it leaves a lot to be desired. not as much substance in that department as you may think, although there is definitely some. if it wasnt so heavy/firmly planted, it would have more mobility. its mostly more about the "look at me" factor than the actual road going experience.

                  amir khan - reliant robin
                  nimble, very entertaining and always a fun experience, however it continuously topples over and loses its balance, often resulting in shattered glass.


                  who else u got?
                  Green K, hahahaha. A British made car aswell, good thinking. Can't think of my own ones at the moment but you got a pretty good list there.
                  Last edited by PainfromUkraine; 01-31-2014, 08:48 PM.

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                  • MEXGBP
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                    #19
                    Margarito = Hammer H1

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                    • .:: JSFD26 ::.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mike D
                      Quote:

                      Originally Posted by .:: JSFD26 ::.


                      Broner reminds me of a Honda. They always swear they're the best car on the block. In other words, they think they're something they're not.


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                      bwahahaha

                      Broner all pimped out

                      IMAGE#1

                      but deep down he still a used honda civic
                      Looks the same way Broner looked in the Maidana fight... ******.

                      Just for the record, I own a Civic Si myself but Im the humble kinda. Lol


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