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  • gratz_the_king
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    If boxers were cars

    in this topic, we say boxers and associate them with cars that have similar traits. hopefully it hasnt been done before. anyway ill go first

    floyd - porsche 911 turbo
    very fast, very agile, very versatile. can turn it up when necessary or cruise at cruising speeds and still be very comfortable. very balanced and refined, almost to the point of perfection.

    pacquiao - nissan gtr
    not as polished or refined as a porsche, but has BRUTAL acceleration and is a balls to the wall experience. if youre not careful with it, it will devour you.

    wlad -audi a8/s8
    very long, big, and powerful. built like a tank. however nothing truly exciting about it aesthetically. its an overall very good vehicle, has a lot of features/tools and is quite classy, just a bit reserved.

    marcos maidana - mustang gt500
    not the prettiest, most refined, or prestigious around.. but in terms of sheer power its a force to be reckoned with. brutal brutal power, however not much in terms of agility and refinement.

    adrien broner - rolls royce phantom coupe
    very stylish, very loud, and very attention grabbing. but in terms of sheer performance, it leaves a lot to be desired. not as much substance in that department as you may think, although there is definitely some. if it wasnt so heavy/firmly planted, it would have more mobility. its mostly more about the "look at me" factor than the actual road going experience.

    amir khan - reliant robin
    nimble, very entertaining and always a fun experience, however it continuously topples over and loses its balance, often resulting in shattered glass.

    who else u got?
  • Russian Crushin
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    Ali Raymi - Bugatti Veyron

    No explaination needed

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    • Jsmooth9876
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      Victor Ortiz : alot like my old Citation when I was a kid, would quit on me any time we hit a rough patch.

      Hopkins: Honda Accord..can't kill it, will run for 500,000 miles if well maintained...

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      • Russian Crushin
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        OLEYDONG SITHSAMERCHAI - Koenigsegg CCX

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        • Public_Enemy
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          I don't know cars too well but Victor Ortiz reminds me of my grandmas old Buick. Some days after a tune up it was a beast but usually it just quit on us.

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          • Mike D
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            Prime B-Suth

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            • Mike D
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              #7
              Butterbean riding the back of two cruiserweights

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              • Mike D
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                Strawweight Giovani Segura

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                • BUNGALOWS
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                  #9
                  OP fails. Manny is the Porsche 911 GT3 Turbo.

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                  • Rudiamonds
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                    #10
                    Keith thurman monster truck

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