Anorak's ******** bet book for the coming months...

[Guest]

Now, I don't post in NSB all that much, mainly cos it's full of kindergarten BS about "haters", "bums", "ATGS", "P4P" and the like.

But I'll share with you **** hawks some bet picks over the coming months, on which I shall be betting REAL money.

Hopkins vs. Cloud - I've put £30 ($45.20, Fat Yanks) on betting underdog Bore Hard Slopkins. Cloud is regarded as one of the most exciting fighters in the division. But on Saturday he'll be in a boring fight whether he wants to be or not. He'll be Hopkinated by a man who could make the Normandy D-Day landings look like your gran's holiday snaps. If boring seven shades of **** out of people was an olympic sport, this mauling **** would win gold for the US every year. I don't believe he'll stop Tavoris, but he'll be capable of putting him to sleep...... by showing him his highlight reel.

[Guest]

Trout vs Alvarez - Now, for any sensible betting structure, you should always support yourself by placing lots of little bets on what are as near as can be "sure bets". Timothy Bad Chin fighting some **** you've never had a wank over? Put some clams on Bad Chin to act as a safety net to save you losing too much cash if the rest goes **** up. Because at 2-1 Austin "No Doubt" Trout is worth a punt... but you don't want to lose your erection if it all goes wrong.

[Guest]

Dawson vs. Pascal - Dawson seemed to be figuring out Pascal in their first bout, and although Pascal was winning the fight, he does gas badly. However, one thing in his favour (favor, Fat Yanks) is that he's coming into the fight from a better psychological place. Last time out Dawson was so weight-drained he made Andre Ward look like Julian Jackson, and basically quit. People don't mention the mental side of boxing on here enough - mainly because you're all ****** ****s, natch - but psychology plays a BIG part in events. Add to this the fact that Pascal DID win the first fight, and, although it's not a bet I'm sold on, it's certainly worth a tickle for the winner to be the underdog in betting sites.

[THE REED]

I really wish I could be money on boxing around here... we finally got a casino up in Erie, at first it was only slots, and now we have tables, and theres a horse track attached to it you can bet on it, but so far no sports betting.

[ИATAS]

I really wish I could be money on boxing around here... we finally got a casino up in Erie, at first it was only slots, and now we have tables, and theres a horse track attached to it you can bet on it, but so far no sports betting.

5Dimes

Been using it for years.

[THE REED]

5Dimes

Been using it for years.

I know youve told me about it, just unsure of how legal it is?

[Guest]

It's always shocking to me that the only thing you Fat Yanks are allowed to gamble on is your cholesterol levels.

[THE REED]

Gonna throw $90 on Hopins at +145

[Guest]

Yeah, my advice is to put another $90 on nine separate fights, all of them the favourite (favorite, Fat Yank)... just to cushion the blow should you lose.

[THE REED]

I would, but I'm limited in my first 3 deposits on 5 dimes... I cant make another deposit for 24 hrs