Pacquiao's punches are too fast for your mortal eyes

[Pactards GTFO]

Crop circles are Floyd Mayweather's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

When observing a Floyd Mayweather right hook in slow motion, one finds that Floyd Mayweather actually ****s his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with 50 Cent, and then clocks them in the face.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Floyd Mayweather punched him across the face several times

Floyd Mayweather is what Willis was talking about

If you have five dollars and Floyd Mayweather has five dollars, Floyd Mayweather has more money than you.

Floyd Mayweather once gave a swift uppercut to a horse. We now know this species as the giraffe.

[Carpe Diem]

When Manny Pacquiao wants barbecue for lunch, he finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Manny Pacquiao, it instantly turns into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies.

If you can see Manny Pacquiao, he can see you. If you can't see Manny Pacquiao, may God help you.


If Manny Pacquiao wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all by themselves and the keyboard automatically types what Manny Pacquiao is thinking.


Manny Pacquiao once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.


The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Manny Pacquiao's nutsack.



Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Manny Pacquiao, who punched them with his left fist to their faces so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Manny Pacquiao.



If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Manny Pacquiao.


One time while sparring with Wolverine, Manny Pacquiao accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


Manny Pacquiao made Ellen Degeneres straight.


Manny Pacquiao sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Manny Pacquiao and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.



Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Manny Pacquiao got an award for masturbating in public.



Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Manny Pacquiao. Manny showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.



Manny Pacquiao can touch MC Hammer.

[Humperdink]

When Manny Pacquiao wants barbecue for lunch, he finds a pig and just looks at it. When the pig looks back at Manny Pacquiao, it instantly turns into a barbecue sandwich with colslaw and hushpuppies.

If you can see Manny Pacquiao, he can see you. If you can't see Manny Pacquiao, may God help you.


If Manny Pacquiao wants to go on the internet, he just stares at the monitor and keyboard. Then the computer and monitor will come on all by themselves and the keyboard automatically types what Manny Pacquiao is thinking.


Manny Pacquiao once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.


The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Manny Pacquiao's nutsack.



Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Manny Pacquiao, who punched them with his left fist to their faces so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Manny Pacquiao.



If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Manny Pacquiao.


One time while sparring with Wolverine, Manny Pacquiao accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


Manny Pacquiao made Ellen Degeneres straight.


Manny Pacquiao sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Manny Pacquiao and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.



Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Manny Pacquiao got an award for masturbating in public.



Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Manny Pacquiao. Manny showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.



Manny Pacquiao can touch MC Hammer.

lol good one

Chuck Norris is actually Manny Pacquiao wearing a mask