Pacquiao's punches are too fast for your mortal eyes

[tibbar]

You need to watch the super slow motion! PAC tko s everyone!

its what im saying, youre the most per****acious poster in here, its fortunate that youre here now, tho unfortunately you should have registered on here much much sooner. i can see in you a hall of famer message board poster, maybe five to ten years from now people in here will be running to you to settle their disputes, for advises because they know ****s about boxing and you are the most insightful amongst them.if theres such thing as an award for outstanding newbie posters ill give it to you hands down, and thatll jumpstart your way to hall of fame. keep it up youre getting there.

[pikachulover]

marquez 8 rounds
pacquiao 4

[GoogleMe]

rofl fanboy.

[PacKOtyson]

its what im saying, youre the most per****acious poster in here, its fortunate that youre here now, tho unfortunately you should have registered on here much much sooner. i can see in you a hall of famer message board poster, maybe five to ten years from now people in here will be running for you to settle their disputes, for advises because they know ****s about boxing and you are the most insightful amongst them.if theres such thing as an award for outstanding newbie posters ill give it to you hands down, and thatll jumpstart your way to hall of fame. keep it up youre getting there.

Thanks go your support bro! I owe it to watching super slow mo replays and watching videos of foot stomping between orthadox and southpaw combatants.

[UglyPug]

yes this is true. . PACSMASH is no mere mortal, and the laws of physics that apply to mortals do not apply to him. . . PUNY HUMAN FLYSWATS of mortal boxers do not phase him. . . PACSMASH. .. SMASH! you don't like him when he's angry.. . pacsmash has not gotten angry yet, but you would not want to see him angry. . because he SMASH. . .

things pacsmash like to smash: puzzy, white rice, opponents faces. . .

[Carpe Diem]

They once made a Manny Pacquiao toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.


When Manny Pacquiao goes to the beach, he doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.


Manny Pacquiao can run around the ring so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head.


When Manny Pacquiao does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


If Manny Pacquiao is late; time better slow the **** down.


Manny Pacquiao does not wear a condom; because there is no such thing as protection from Manny Pacquiao.


Manny Pacquiao turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark; it's Because the dark is scared of him.


The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Manny Pacquiao has already been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.


Manny Pacquiao recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.



After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Manny Pacquiao that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "Of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"


Manny Pacquiao's beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.

[Pactards GTFO]

Floyd Mayweather does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Floyd Mayweather goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Floyd Mayweather.

Floyd Mayweather has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

A blind man once stepped on Floyd Mayweather's shoe. Floyd replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Floyd Mayweather!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal left right combo delivered by Floyd Mayweather.


Floyd Mayweather is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

Floyd Mayweather is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

[Weebler I]

if you fail to see a punch land then it didn't happen! or vice versa if you think a missed punch landed then it did! reality doesn't matter!

The compubox guys were seeing them.

[Carpe Diem]

Floyd Mayweather does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Floyd Mayweather goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Floyd Mayweather.

Floyd Mayweather has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

A blind man once stepped on Floyd Mayweather's shoe. Floyd replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Floyd Mayweather!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal left right combo delivered by Floyd Mayweather.


Floyd Mayweather is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

Floyd Mayweather is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right hands.

[Carpe Diem]

Manny Pacquiao was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the *********s in 10 seconds.



Manny Pacquiao's dog picks up its own **** because Manny Pacquiao doesn't take **** from anybody.



There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who never met Manny Pacquiao.



Manny Pacquiao once went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac...and got one.



Manny Pacquiao didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.




When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Manny Pacquiao.



Manny Pacquiao stared evil in the face, and it backed down.



Manny Pacquiao eats lightning and farts thunder.



Manny Pacquiao is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.