Boxing Jokes thread

[nomadman]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Kelly Pavlik

Kelly Pavlik who?

[nomadman]

What's the difference between David Haye and a tramp's trousers?

One has a belt and the other's just full of shit.

[D4thincarnation]

Why did Floyd Mayweather cross the road?

Because Manny Pacquiao was walking towards him.

[*Khan]

Zab Judah is a crossword puzzle boxer. He enters the ring vertical and leaves horizontal.

What do michael jackson and Audley harrison have in common?

They both wear gloves for no reason.

Michael Jackson on meeting Prince Naseem Hamed.

"Thanks.......but this isnt what I meant when I said find me a little Arab boy who's good with his hands"

Audley Harrison phoned me up today.

He said, "I'm phoning about the bodyguard job".

I said, "Ok, when do you want me to start?"

Why does Pacquiao like Paris Hilton?

Because she's past her prime and she's a weight drained bulimic.


James Toney goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him to undress and get on all fours. He does so and the doctor tells him to crawl over to a wall. Then he makes him crawl to the other side of the wall. And finally he makes him crawl to the center of the room.
Toney asks, "Doctor, what's wrong with me? Why are you making me crawl all over the room?"
The doctor responds, "Nothing's wrong with you. I just bought a brand new black leather sofa and wasn't sure where to put it."


Floyd Mayweather has the words "I love you" tattooed to his ****. He goes home to Leonard Ellerbe. Ellerbe says, "Stop trying to put words in my mouth."

LEAVE AUDELY ALONE!!!

He hasn't hurt anybody

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Kelly Pavlik

Kelly Pavlik who?

What's the difference between David Haye and a tramp's trousers?

One has a belt and the other's just full of shit.

Why did Floyd Mayweather cross the road?

Because Manny Pacquiao was walking towards him.

[yuppie]

Kelly Pavlik walks into a bar.

[nomadman]

What's white, salty, and never appears?

The second coming of Mike Tyson.

[nomadman]

What's made in Russia and comes in pints?

Nicolai Valuev.

[tennis-legend]

mayweather career

LMFAO

[STRUGG]

Floyds legacy........................LMAO

[Alx.]

lmao some of these are so good