Boxing Jokes thread

[nomadman]

What's long and hard and full of semen?

Allan Green's **** canal after the Glen Johnson fight.

[nomadman]

How do you know when Rid**** Bowe's prime is over?

Blink.

[cupocity303]

A woman wants to surprise her husband by getting a tatoo. she goes to the parler and gets a tattoo of Mike Tyson on the right thigh, and a tattoo of Evander Holyfeild(sp) on the left thigh. she goes home and shows her husband. Her husband says, "That's supposed to be Mike and Evander? That doesn't look like Mike and Evander!" The wife starts crying and runs out. She's in the middle of the street, and she takes off all her clothes. She decides to ask the next man who walks buy if her tattoos look like Mike and Evander. She stops a guy and asks him, and the guy says, "No, they don't look like Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield, but the one in the middle looks a hell of a lot like Don King!"

[tennis-legend]

from "classy" gold digger and fiance of floyd mayweather

shantel jackson

[nomadman]

Adamek, Solis, Lennox and an English hypejob are sitting in a bar. Adamek takes out a bottle of Belvedere vodka, swigs it, then throw the rest of the bottle over his shoulder to smash on the floor behind him. Surprised, the others ask, "Why did you do that?"
"Because in my country the vodka is so cheap you can easily get another."
Impressed, Solis takes out a Cohiba humidor, lights up, puffs once, then stubbs the rest of it out in the ashtray. Surprised, the others ask, "And why did you do that?"
"Because in my country the cigars are so cheap you can easily get another."
Impressed, Lennox turns to the English hypejob and punches him out, giving him permanent brain damage and ending his career. The others ask, "So why did you do that?"
Lennox shrugs. "He said his toe was hurting. I just wanted to numb the pain."

[yuppie]

Floyds legacy........................LMAO

The fact that everything you post about Mayweather sounds like the opinions of a jealous b*tch.

[gatorDelux]

The fact that everything you post about Mayweather sounds like the opinions of a jealous b*tch.

jealous of what?

[tangalog2200]

A woman wants to surprise her husband by getting a tatoo. she goes to the parler and gets a tattoo of Mike Tyson on the right thigh, and a tattoo of Evander Holyfeild(sp) on the left thigh. she goes home and shows her husband. Her husband says, "That's supposed to be Mike and Evander? That doesn't look like Mike and Evander!" The wife starts crying and runs out. She's in the middle of the street, and she takes off all her clothes. She decides to ask the next man who walks buy if her tattoos look like Mike and Evander. She stops a guy and asks him, and the guy says, "No, they don't look like Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield, but the one in the middle looks a hell of a lot like Don King!"

he he he nice one...

mine is:

why did wepner hit ali with a rabbit punch?

bcoz the rabbit is a southpaw..

[*Khan]

from "classy" gold digger and fiance of floyd mayweather

shantel jackson

Is that all you think about?

It's fucking sad.

[yuppie]

jealous of what?

You sound like your in love, in love with Manny