Boxing Jokes thread

[gingeralbino]

OK last one

What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common?


They both went down when they tried to take a little Filipino in the ring!

[Everywhere]

Puga thinks Pacquiao has a 75% chance of beating Mayweather.

D34thincarnation: Jabs don't matter in boxing

[goblin213]

Why does Pacquiao like Paris Hilton?

Because she's past her prime and she's a weight drained bulimic.


James Toney goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him to undress and get on all fours. He does so and the doctor tells him to crawl over to a wall. Then he makes him crawl to the other side of the wall. And finally he makes him crawl to the center of the room.
Toney asks, "Doctor, what's wrong with me? Why are you making me crawl all over the room?"
The doctor responds, "Nothing's wrong with you. I just bought a brand new black leather sofa and wasn't sure where to put it."


Floyd Mayweather has the words "I love you" tattooed to his ****. He goes home to Leonard Ellerbe. Ellerbe says, "Stop trying to put words in my mouth."

[Forza]

pac's last 5 fights

[ghns1133]

Why does Pacquiao like Paris Hilton?

Because she's past her prime and she's a weight drained bulimic.


James Toney goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him to undress and get on all fours. He does so and the doctor tells him to crawl over to a wall. Then he makes him crawl to the other side of the wall. And finally he makes him crawl to the center of the room.
Toney asks, "Doctor, what's wrong with me? Why are you making me crawl all over the room?"
The doctor responds, "Nothing's wrong with you. I just bought a brand new black leather sofa and wasn't sure where to put it."


Floyd Mayweather has the words "I love you" tattooed to his ****. He goes home to Leonard Ellerbe. Ellerbe says, "Stop trying to put words in my mouth."

[ghns1133]

its not a joke...

but i think its funny when teddyatlas makes snorting noises into the mic...

anyone else notice that ****?

[skillswin]

Mayweather don't know ****** about boxing....

Pacquiao Jab to the body > floyd Jab to the body

[D4thincarnation]

Audley Harrison phoned me up today.

He said, "I'm phoning about the bodyguard job".

I said, "Ok, when do you want me to start?"

LEAVE AUDELY ALONE!!!

He hasn't hurt anybody

[RockyB]

I was going to tell a David Haye joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.

Great one mate! green k!

[nomadman]

why did scott pemberton cross the road?

Because he was nailed to Timothy Bradley?