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  • yuppie
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    #1

    Boxing Jokes thread

    Post your favourite boxing jokes in here.

    Here's mine.

    Oscar De La Hoya was a great fighter!

    Now post yours.
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    Manny Pacquiao is THE GOAT

    Mayweather's 41-0 record means he's an ATG

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    • yuppie
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      #3
      Originally posted by MANIAC310
      Manny Pacquiao is THE GOAT

      Mayweather's 41-0 record means he's an ATG

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      • BOXING 24/7
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        #4
        Zab Judah is a crossword puzzle boxer. He enters the ring vertical and leaves horizontal.

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        • gauze
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          #5
          why did scott pemberton cross the road?

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          • Vadrigar.
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            #6
            What do michael jackson and Audley harrison have in common?

            They both wear gloves for no reason.
            Last edited by Vadrigar.; 08-06-2011, 12:39 PM.

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            • Vadrigar.
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              #7
              Michael Jackson on meeting Prince Naseem Hamed.

              "Thanks.......but this isnt what I meant when I said find me a little Arab boy who's good with his hands"

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              • gingeralbino
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                #8
                All this talk about not smacking children is ridiculous.

                My Uncle Audley used to beat me as a child and it did me no harm.

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                • gingeralbino
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                  #9
                  Audley Harrison phoned me up today.

                  He said, "I'm phoning about the bodyguard job".

                  I said, "Ok, when do you want me to start?"

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                  • gingeralbino
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                    #10
                    I was going to tell a David Haye joke, but I just can't seem to type properly since I broke my toe.

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