Originally posted by spyvsspy
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Margarito came home and started punching his wife as hard as he could. Mercilessly, he threw with both fists, striking her in the torso, arms, face, everywhere. A neighbor heard what was happening and when the cops arrived Margarito was arrested. However, when they talked to his wife they saw she was unmarked and didn't look hurt at all. When they asked her if he had really beat her she said "of course, why would I lie?"
One of the cops said, "Well, you don't look like you've been touched."
"Oh, that's because he didn't have his plaster."
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