Has anyone ever lost control of their bowels in the ring?

[Lol999]

But what if you need a **** and get caught with a bowel loosening body shot, the sort that takes your breath away and makes you want your mommy ?

Lol

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Yeah, I know "Anorak, this is a SERIOUS boxing forum, don't lower the tone", but as a man who has to pee at least once an hour, I was pondering - could I go twelve rounds without needing a slash?

Now - take it to another level. What if you need to crack one out the back 'un, but could hold onto it for 45 minutes? Fair play, you win the bout, talk to Larry Merchant, do some photo shoots with the turtle's head popping out and then rush back to crap it out like a trooper.

BUT - you take a heavy body shot that pushes it out. Through no real fault of your own you've crapped your pants. Has this ever happened in history?

I remember Steve and Doug talking about that on the next round(maxboxing show). They said a fighter(cant remember the name) got beaten so badly to the body he **** himself, but being the warrior he is he just carried on fighting.

[dando]

I'm pretty sure Duran had diarrhea from making weight in his fight against Leonard. Only the runs could make a warrior like Duran quit, lol.

[salsanchezfan]

It's funny how this topic will eventually surface on just about every boxing forum.

Yes, it has happened. Two that come to mind: Mark Breland applied quite a bit of body punishment to one of his very early opponents, and before long he had it running down his leg. Breland kept pasting him, the guy kept crapping down his leg. They stopped the fight between rounds, I believe. Everyone was too grossed out to continue.

It also happened to Cornelius Boza Edwards, a terrific junior-lightweight champ in the 1980's when he fought Alexis Arguello in 1980, before he won the title.

[alphaqfrankie]

It has happen before...the most recent was with Andrew"six heads" Lewis...http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:l...s&ct=clnk&cd=2

[scap]

Didn't Duran "had to go do #2" during his "No mas" fight with Leonard and used that as an excuse for quitting?

You bring up a helluva point, well done.

I believe Pipino Cuevas **** himself at the moment of contact whith Tommy Hearns.

Cuevas was quoted afterwards saying

"I could have gotten up, sure it was a hard punch but I was fine...I just **** myself man, you try getting up after ****ting yourself, its a lot tougher then it sounds"

[Bonafide]

Andrew Six Heads Lewis

[Hitman18]

Damn. Wouldn't you think that fighters have a "to do list" before a fight? Wouldn't you think that before every fight a fighter should do certain things that would allow him to go an hour without having any problems? Like take a ****?

[Kball15]

lol. thats the funnies thing i have read in a while. thanks for that

[Guest]

Wow, old thread, old names...