Has anyone ever lost control of their bowels in the ring?

[Guest]

Yeah, I know "Anorak, this is a SERIOUS boxing forum, don't lower the tone", but as a man who has to pee at least once an hour, I was pondering - could I go twelve rounds without needing a slash?

Now - take it to another level. What if you need to crack one out the back 'un, but could hold onto it for 45 minutes? Fair play, you win the bout, talk to Larry Merchant, do some photo shoots with the turtle's head popping out and then rush back to crap it out like a trooper.

BUT - you take a heavy body shot that pushes it out. Through no real fault of your own you've crapped your pants. Has this ever happened in history?

[Nautilus]

This gets my vote for the Thread of the Year.

[TheEvilSaint]

Yeah, I know "Anorak, this is a SERIOUS boxing forum, don't lower the tone", but as a man who has to pee at least once an hour, I was pondering - could I go twelve rounds without needing a slash?

Now - take it to another level. What if you need to crack one out the back 'un, but could hold onto it for 45 minutes? Fair play, you win the bout, talk to Larry Merchant, do some photo shoots with the turtle's head popping out and then rush back to crap it out like a trooper.

BUT - you take a heavy body shot that pushes it out. Through no real fault of your own you've crapped your pants. Has this ever happened in history?

................... wtf?

[tino]

you can do anything you want in your corner in that one minute you have , except for cheat . it would be embaressing tho .

[spinksjinx]

I heard a story once that a big name fighter had to take a **** and just went down from a punch to get out of their....But I cant remember his name....

[Round 1]

Didn't Duran "had to go do #2" during his "No mas" fight with Leonard and used that as an excuse for quitting?

[spinksjinx]

Didn't Duran "had to go do #2" during his "No mas" fight with Leonard and used that as an excuse for quitting?

I think that might have been it, but I am unsure...

[Eric Persson]

Didn't Duran "had to go do #2" during his "No mas" fight with Leonard and used that as an excuse for quitting?

He complained of stomachcramps.. dont know about the #2 bit though.

[MrUnstoppable]

I believe they call it Montezuma's revenge...

[simeraksou]

Yeah, I know "Anorak, this is a SERIOUS boxing forum, don't lower the tone", but as a man who has to pee at least once an hour, I was pondering - could I go twelve rounds without needing a slash?

Now - take it to another level. What if you need to crack one out the back 'un, but could hold onto it for 45 minutes? Fair play, you win the bout, talk to Larry Merchant, do some photo shoots with the turtle's head popping out and then rush back to crap it out like a trooper.

BUT - you take a heavy body shot that pushes it out. Through no real fault of your own you've crapped your pants. Has this ever happened in history?

When you're fighting in a boxing match, your sympathetic nervous system is in high gear so that inhibits you from peeing and crapping (this makes sense because imagine if our ancestors needed to take a crap each time they fought wild animals or were running from a wild animal), though in theory I suppose it is still possible to need to take a crap.