Pacquiao only beats quality fighters if they are damaged goods with a recent brutal defeat.
Mayweather only beats old guys or smaller guys moving up in weight.
Sugar Ray Leonard only beats guys who don't train, guys who train too hard and lose too much weight, guys who are on the decline, and guys with weak chins.
Muhammad Ali only beats good fighters if they're old, slow, old and slow, guys who've recently had bad brutal losses when they are lifted off the canvas by uppercuts, guys who have been shot by state troopers making them "literally shot", and Sonny Liston leftovers.
Bernard Hopkins only beats guys who suck, guys who are smaller, and former dope fiends who don't make memorable villains in Rocky films.
Roy Jones only beats taxi drivers, teachers, policemen, weight-drained food addicts, old men, and guys who have suffered near-fatal auto accidents.
Pernell Whitaker only beats great fighters if they are moving up in weight, or suffering serious shoulder problems and on the decline. The other good fighters he beat were sandwich makers who were barely .600 (why this is boxing, not a MLB pennant), former Toughman champions, and the 2nd best Mayweather.
Oscar De La Hoya only fights smaller guys moving up in weight, old men, fighters who haven't fought in 16 months, guys whose chins have been dented by Tito Trinidad (who himself was a weight-drained zombie at WW in 1999 whose feet resemble an ironing board and cuts off the ring like he's trying to pass a sobriety test).
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Mayweather only beats old guys or smaller guys moving up in weight.
Sugar Ray Leonard only beats guys who don't train, guys who train too hard and lose too much weight, guys who are on the decline, and guys with weak chins.
Muhammad Ali only beats good fighters if they're old, slow, old and slow, guys who've recently had bad brutal losses when they are lifted off the canvas by uppercuts, guys who have been shot by state troopers making them "literally shot", and Sonny Liston leftovers.
Bernard Hopkins only beats guys who suck, guys who are smaller, and former dope fiends who don't make memorable villains in Rocky films.
Roy Jones only beats taxi drivers, teachers, policemen, weight-drained food addicts, old men, and guys who have suffered near-fatal auto accidents.
Pernell Whitaker only beats great fighters if they are moving up in weight, or suffering serious shoulder problems and on the decline. The other good fighters he beat were sandwich makers who were barely .600 (why this is boxing, not a MLB pennant), former Toughman champions, and the 2nd best Mayweather.
Oscar De La Hoya only fights smaller guys moving up in weight, old men, fighters who haven't fought in 16 months, guys whose chins have been dented by Tito Trinidad (who himself was a weight-drained zombie at WW in 1999 whose feet resemble an ironing board and cuts off the ring like he's trying to pass a sobriety test).
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