Wlad becomes a pro golfer...

[D-MiZe]

It's very uncharacteristic of an Anorak thread to be devoid of any ****sexual subject matter.

[TheMagicMan]

If Wlad dominated golf the way he dominates boxing Americans would just say that the competition is weak and that all the good slick black golfers are playing basketball.

[kayjay]

Why were there no gay references?

Now and then Anorak tries to surprise us

[BOLLOCKS]

[WladIsTheChamp]

If Wlad dominated golf the way he dominates boxing Americans would just say that the competition is weak and that all the good slick black golfers are playing basketball.

That sums it up. Meanwhile "The Greatest" Cassius Clay had a 60% KO ratio against 177lbs guys or guys with one leg and no intestines (Cleveland Williams) and he had to win his fights by laying on the ropes and have the other guy tire himself out by hitting him in the head a couple of hundred times (is that the defensive genius we always hear about?). You think the rope-a-dope tacticts used by him had something to do with the fact that he drools on himself now?

I bet the thread starter somehow finds Mayweather who runs around the ring for 12 rounds, barely throwing, turning the back of his head to the opponent, and getting boring decisions fight after fight exciting, but Wlad with a 85% KO ratio and absolute mastery of his opponents, well that's boring as ****. Could it be the pigmentation factor instead?

I think so...

[Guest]

That sums it up. Meanwhile "The Greatest" Cassius Clay had a 60% KO ratio against 177lbs guys or guys with one leg and no intestines (Cleveland Williams) and he had to win his fights by laying on the ropes and have the other guy tire himself out by hitting him in the head a couple of hundred times (is that the defensive genius we always hear about?). You think the rope-a-dope tacticts used by him had something to do with the fact that he drools on himself now?

I bet the thread starter somehow finds Mayweather who runs around the ring for 12 rounds, barely throwing, turning the back of his head to the opponent, and getting boring decisions fight after fight exciting, but Wlad with a 85% KO ratio and absolute mastery of his opponents, well that's boring as ****. Could it be the pigmentation factor instead?

I think so...

You got me **** to rights there son. I play Mayweather fights on a 24 hour loop at my house - in fact I even have them fed to me in an IV drip - and I only made this thread because Wlad isn't black.

I feel like such a fool now you've exposed me in this way.

[Blubba]

is he gonna use Hayden as his 9 iron?

[Guest]

Now and then Anorak tries to surprise us

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