Wlad becomes a pro golfer...

[Shadows]

Why were there no gay references?

[Derranged]

Joe would become a footballer (soccer player, Fat Yank)

Only trouble is, when he sees those white lines down the side of the pitch...

Yea, I wonder if Enzo participated in his coke binges. I'll bet he has, he seems a bit high strung at times.

[Derranged]

"Oye.. Facking prick stole me facking galch!!!"

[Guest]

Hey, that's a fake link!

[Toney Loc]

Give me green K, dawg.

[Guest]

You got me in a good mood.

[Toney Loc]

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[KLUGMAN]

"When I get to the putting green I just take my time with little putts. Putt... putt... putt... putt. I don't worry about taking chancez or exciting the crowdz. I just putt away for fifty short swings and know the ball getz there in the end. Otherwise I might get tired, like against Ross Purrity. Putt... putt... putt... putt... putt..."





"Come on Wlad, FFS! Swing that club and get a hole in one - this is another Imbragimov!"

[Heeb]

Golf is still more exciting than a Wlad fight

[BostonGuy]

Why were there no gay references?

Yes, I was thinking that too. It's very uncharacteristic of an Anorak thread to be devoid of any ****sexual subject matter.