Wlad becomes a pro golfer...

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  • !! Anorak
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    Wlad becomes a pro golfer...



    "When I get to the putting green I just take my time with little putts. Putt... putt... putt... putt. I don't worry about taking chancez or exciting the crowdz. I just putt away for fifty short swings and know the ball getz there in the end. Otherwise I might get tired, like against Ross Purrity. Putt... putt... putt... putt... putt..."





    "Come on Wlad, FFS! Swing that club and get a hole in one - this is another Imbragimov!"
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    Whats next? Joe Blow will become a professional bowler?

    Fackin Enzo will be his coach in that as well.

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    • street bully
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      #3
      I demand another Hopkins parody.

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      • !! Anorak
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        #4
        Originally posted by street bully
        I demand another Hopkins parody.
        What was my last one? The "mean streets of Philly" one?

        Did you see his interview from www.madeupinterviews.com?

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          #5
          Bernard "The Headbutter" Hopkins doesn't deserve it.

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          • !! Anorak
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            #6
            Originally posted by Derranged
            Whats next? Joe Blow will become a professional bowler?

            Fackin Enzo will be his coach in that as well.
            Joe would become a footballer (soccer player, Fat Yank)

            Only trouble is, when he sees those white lines down the side of the pitch...

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            • street bully
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              #7
              Originally posted by !! Anorak
              Joe would become a footballer (soccer player, Fat Yank)

              Only trouble is, when he sees those white lines down the side of the pitch...
              Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  What was my last one? The "mean streets of Philly" one?

                  Did you see his interview from www.madeupinterviews.com?
                  Hey, that's a fake link!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by !! Anorak


                    "When I get to the putting green I just take my time with little putts. Putt... putt... putt... putt. I don't worry about taking chancez or exciting the crowdz. I just putt away for fifty short swings and know the ball getz there in the end. Otherwise I might get tired, like against Ross Purrity. Putt... putt... putt... putt... putt..."





                    "Come on Wlad, FFS! Swing that club and get a hole in one - this is another Imbragimov!"
                    Lmao................

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