Tell Me About The Time You Beat Someones @ss

[GT-R]

It was sop****re year in college. I have a friend who's always needing to prove himself-always getting into arguments with people but never taking it to that next level.

So one night after the club, we head across the street to Pita Pit. Some punk-looking dudes had a dog in there and it barked and tried to go after my friend. My friend, instinctly jumps, and probably feeling a lil bit embarrassed with a tad of liquid courage went off on the guys with the dog. I drag him outside and the guys keep barking, while we walk to the car. I'm like "**** it. You wanna go back?"

So I drive back to where they were. My friend confronts them, and i'm just barely out the car, not expecting much. One guy charges me, throws a looping right hook, I duck, and throw a straight right. The guy drops to the ground clutching his nose, profusely apologizing to me. He's done, so I go to help my friend and next thing I hear is someone yelling "Knife! Knife! They got a ****in knife!" Needless to say, we got in the car the and dipped out as fast as we could. I don't fuk with knives. **** getting stabbed.

Haha youre a smart man to pick ur battles. That’s why I don’t like getting into fights nowadays, specially after the clubs when everyone feels like their a badass. Someone can pull a gun or a knife any second and youre done. Its not like back in the days when you can fight, you beat the guys ass and you make peace. One time after the club, I was with 2 girls walkin to the parking lot and this dude jus came up to my girl and he was like “hey, I wanna fight youre boyfriend, I wanna fight him!” I looked at him like wtf. I just kept walking and he kept following then out of nowehere 2 cops grabbed his arm and dragged him away lol.

I wouldn’t actually call it a fight but my recent one was at the academy back in 02. This black dude was twice my height, about 6 ft, I was 5 ‘2. This dude jus kept talkin ****. Talkin, talkin talkin. Well it was bathroom break, all the cadets where there, dudes still talkin smack. I got fed up. I did a lunging right hook and it connected just right behing his jaw, he buckled and sat on the floor. Long story short, noone fuucked with me anymore.

[Hannibal Barca]

Good stories. Keep it up.

[SnoopySmurf]

I fought the Maryland State champion wrestler by mistake. He kicked my ass. But he was the one with the black eye. He just pinned me down.

[Hannibal Barca]

I fought the Maryland State champion wrestler by mistake. He kicked my ass. But he was the one with the black eye. He just pinned me down.

I hate wrestlers. My friends and I wrestle and fight from time to time, and one of them happens to wrestle. At least he use to. Can't stand it.

[SnoopySmurf]

I hate wrestlers. My friends and I wrestle and fight from time to time, and one of them happens to wrestle. At least he use to. Can't stand it.

My friends kept pulling the wrestler off of me coz it looked gay. I got a lot of punches in before he got me pinned down. Eventually, I got tired of pushing him off of me and gave up.

Technically, I lost the fight. But I didn't even get hit.

[-The Glove-]

Haha youre a smart man to pick ur battles. That’s why I don’t like getting into fights nowadays, specially after the clubs when everyone feels like their a badass. Someone can pull a gun or a knife any second and youre done. Its not like back in the days when you can fight, you beat the guys ass and you make peace. One time after the club, I was with 2 girls walkin to the parking lot and this dude jus came up to my girl and he was like “hey, I wanna fight youre boyfriend, I wanna fight him!” I looked at him like wtf. I just kept walking and he kept following then out of nowehere 2 cops grabbed his arm and dragged him away lol.

I wouldn’t actually call it a fight but my recent one was at the academy back in 02. This black dude was twice my height, about 6 ft, I was 5 ‘2. This dude jus kept talkin ****. Talkin, talkin talkin. Well it was bathroom break, all the cadets where there, dudes still talkin smack. I got fed up. I did a lunging right hook and it connected just right behing his jaw, he buckled and sat on the floor. Long story short, noone fuucked with me anymore.

Yea man. I don't hang out with him too much anymore because everytime we go out it seems like there's trouble. Nobody likes to just fight now tho. I ain't getting shot for nobody. At my girls bday a couple years ago @ the Bellevue garage where Parlor is, a couple guys we were with and another group of guys started yapping off, and the other guys pulled out a gun and started shootin right there in the garage. That's why I just chill now.

Anyways I bet it felt good clocking that big dude, huh? Nothing better then dropping someone underestimating you cause they're twice your size.

[Walt Liquor]

I was at Blondies (my stomping grounds)on Ftl beach on a Saturday, packed. We were at the bar and a dude comes pushing right through and tried to jump in front of me. I asked him politely (semi politely) to let me go first. Well I guess he thought I was a big pu$$y cuz i kinda look like opie. He said, "**** you ******".

I told him he has 3 seconds to get the **** out of the way. He srarted talking abck and I counted, "One.......Two..BLOOM! One punched him before I got to one. he fell into these people and slumped forward towards me, and I got in an uppercut as he fell foreward. That wass all she wrote for buddy and his friends took him out along with his escort from the bouncers.

[IIG]

Entertaining thread.

[Kaspa9t9]

Good thread. I'm a nice guy and dont fight , but keep coming with the stories.

[Ivansmamma]

Five guys started to pick on my friend outside a bar. I told them to back off or it would be a fight. The guy right in front of me laughed so i hit him with a right hook and he wen't down. Three of the guys jumped at my freind and got him to the ground and started to kick him when he was down and the other guy came at me. I had been drinking for a few hours so my reflexes weren't the best and i got hit with a straight right to the jaw but i was okay. At this point some security guards came and broke up the fight which was pretty lucky cause my freind had taken a few kicks to the head.