Adam Carolla keeping it real about Pac/Floyd, Lampley, and more.

[Left Banned Tua]

Nyahahahah that's a touche' no permanent account lol.

hey kumrad tabatsingtsing, what firearms do you prepare in a battle?

my platoon's order of battle:

5 ak-47 rifle
10 sks carbines
11 bolos
9 balisongs
250 rounds of ammo
6 issues of playboy
3 issues of hustler
2 bottles of ginebra gin
5 bottles of cheap vodka
1 rpg-7 rocket launcher
5 molotov ****tails
3,000 bottles of san miguel
1,000 coupons for jollibee

[kadyo's]

my platoon's order of battle:

5 ak-47 rifle
10 sks carbines
11 bolos
9 balisongs
250 rounds of ammo
6 issues of playboy
3 issues of hustler
2 bottles of ginebra gin
5 bottles of cheap vodka
1 rpg-7 rocket launcher
5 molotov ****tails
3,000 bottles of san miguel
1,000 coupons for jollibee

That sounded like going to an ampatuan party. I hope you invite pac to attend, he's trigger happy, you know.

[PAKYO]

my platoon's order of battle:

5 ak-47 rifle
10 sks carbines
11 bolos
9 balisongs
250 rounds of ammo
6 issues of playboy
3 issues of hustler
2 bottles of ginebra gin
5 bottles of cheap vodka
1 rpg-7 rocket launcher
5 molotov ****tails
3,000 bottles of san miguel
1,000 coupons for jollibee

And how the fck you got those many coupons?

[LeeVanCleef]

my platoon's order of battle:

5 ak-47 rifle
10 sks carbines
11 bolos
9 balisongs
250 rounds of ammo
6 issues of playboy
3 issues of hustler
2 bottles of ginebra gin
5 bottles of cheap vodka
1 rpg-7 rocket launcher
5 molotov ****tails
3,000 bottles of san miguel
1,000 coupons for jollibee

Don't forget the sundaes, lolz! Your platoon is very confident in hand-to-hand combat, I see.

[Left Banned Tua]

And how the fck you got those many coupons?

one of the comrade's moms owns a jollibee in makati.



death to the imperialists pigs!

death to the american puppets in manila!

special on chicken joy every tuesday and thursday!

[kadyo's]

one of the comrade's moms owns a jollibee in makati.



death to the imperialists pigs!

death to the american puppets in manila!

special on chicken joy every tuesday and thursday!

BTW, are comrades vitali and wladimir still members of the politburo?

[Left Banned Tua]

BTW, are comrades vitali and wladimir still members of the politburo?

we don't allow ****sexual ****** in the motherland.

[kadyo's]

Don't forget the sundaes, lolz! Your platoon is very confident in hand-to-hand combat, I see.

pambalat ata ng manga yung mga balisong, mahilig sa manga tong si rocky para pamapapayat ata.

[kadyo's]

we don't allow ****sexual ****** in the motherland.

Ows? Mao Se Dong got his syphillis from **** sex.

Lenen hate ***s because he turned downe by an israeli lover.

[LeeVanCleef]

pambalat ata ng manga yung mga balisong, mahilig sa manga tong si rocky para pamapapayat ata.

Isama na lang nya sa order sa Jollibee: PEACH MANGO PIE Problem solved!