What if Victor Ortiz did a different job than that of a boxer?

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  • !! Anorak
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    What if Victor Ortiz did a different job than that of a boxer?

    Ortiz The Chef:
    "It was going really well, but they wanted me to cook stuff, so I quit. I'm a young man, I can't ruin myself by cooking things at this stage of my career."

    Ortiz The Bricklayer:
    "I was doing well, but then they asked me to lay bricks. I'm just a young man, I can't be laying bricks at this stage in my career."
  • The Underboss
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    #2
    anorak babez .

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    • Vasyl’s dad
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      #3
      He'd go home after first break.

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      • B.U.R.N.E.R
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        #4
        Can someone move this **** thread to the lounge.

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        • !! Anorak
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          #5
          Originally posted by No Ceilings
          Can someone move this **** thread to the lounge.
          Who the **** are YOU????

          Take your fat momma's rancid AIDS-riddled **** to the lounge you asinine noob.

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          • black.ink
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            #6
            Bit harsh Annie.

            If Ortiz was a chef, he'd breeze through his first 15 meals quite easily. Beans on toast, ham sandwich etc.. You name it, Ortiz made it.

            That was until he was asked to cook a stir fry.....quitting the kitchen at a real test.


            Sidenote: this Ortiz hate has made me a fan of his. He'll defo bounce back and become a World Champ. War Ortiz!!!

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            • B.U.R.N.E.R
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              #7
              Originally posted by !! Anorak
              Who the **** are YOU????

              Take your fat momma's rancid AIDS-riddled **** to the lounge you asinine noob.
              You just red k'd me saying :"I ****ed your mum".


              After you posted this post. ****ing ******.

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                Originally posted by No Ceilings
                You just red k'd me saying :"I ****ed your mum".


                After you posted this post.
                Thanks for that, I have a short term memory loss, so it's handy you informed me of my own actions.

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                • DonTaseMeBrah
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                  #9
                  ortiz is gonna be a nba head coach trained by larry brown. he's gonna coach 10 teams in 10 years.

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                  • Clegg
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by No Ceilings
                    You just red k'd me saying :"I ****ed your mum".


                    After you posted this post. ****ing ******.
                    211 posts per day? Seriously?

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