What if Victor Ortiz did a different job than that of a boxer?

[Guest]

This thread is pretty funny.

Ortiz the beekeeper: "Things were going well when my shift started, I was collecting honey but then I quit because I am a young man and don't deserve to be getting stung like this".

Yeah, but in Ortiz's case he'd have killed a hundred of them and only had one bee left.

[Mr.Crust]

Who the **** are YOU????

Take your fat momma's rancid AIDS-riddled **** to the lounge you asinine noob.

He is fat Milton the cuckold!

[Mr.Crust]

Ortiz wouldnt make a great host on 'Mastermind'.

Ortiz:- "In my june 2009 bout with Marcos Maidan"
buzzer goes
Ortiz:-"Ive started so I'll finish...."

It just wouldnt work.

[adrian16]

Reminiscing on Ortiz Maidana Fight, Ortiz was so cute when he was being interviewed. This guy just doesn't have it. Chef is better for him.

[Xyei]

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