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  • vB Martin
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    #1

    Dear God

    I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.

    If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.

    I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.

    Yours truly (maybe),
    Martin
  • Truth
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    #2
    Originally posted by vB Martin
    I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.

    If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.

    I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.

    Yours truly (maybe),
    Martin





    Hahahahh , I think James will win tonight but if he doesn't I am going to lose it.
    Last edited by Truth; 04-30-2005, 12:58 PM.

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    • BrooklynBomber
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      #3
      Originally posted by vB Martin
      I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.

      If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.

      I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.

      Yours truly (maybe),
      Martin
      Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Oh, God help us, please.

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      • Tha Greatest
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        #4
        I just want Ruiz gone first
        then Toney gone by a heavyweight other then the current heavyweights which will win there is a NEW heavyweight in town!

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        • {BrownBomber}
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          #5
          this has most boring fight of the decade written all over it.

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          • Slipx
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            #6
            i dont expect everyone to recognize and appreciate ruiz's style

            after all it is greco roman boxing more or less

            but you should show more respect for the guy, being boxers, especially, should have respect for anyone who's ever 'made it'....and ruiz 'made it'


            btw martin wheres your 10inch Paciauo sig? im assuming that was taken down when he lost to morales, i always knew you were a Current_Winner_01 fanboi
            Last edited by Slipx; 04-30-2005, 01:36 PM.

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            • vB Martin
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              #7
              and I always knew you were mentally deficient. If you weren't, you would have been able to pick up on the fact that the sig was a slam on his socks excuse and had nothing to do with being a fan.

              Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.

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              • theironone
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                #8
                Originally posted by vB Martin
                and I always knew you were mentally deficient. If you weren't, you would have been able to pick up on the fact that the sig was a slam on his socks excuse and had nothing to do with being a fan.

                Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.
                LOL Nice one vB

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                • Slipx
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vB Martin

                  Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.

                  please don't tell me your that ******...for years, commentators have called ruiz's style greco roman version of boxing...shut the **** up now plz


                  and you were a pac fan, even with the socks pun,(which alot of pac fans laughed about anyway..) you had a sig 20 inches by 10 inches of his head , and removed it when he LOST...that makes you a fanboi

                  ps- maybe if I was hard i'd make a post about how I beat up miscellaneous british navy 'seamen' (real tough competition, in a country with a gimped boxing circuit to begin with) in some kind of unlicensed boxing environment, like you did...
                  Last edited by Slipx; 04-30-2005, 02:17 PM.

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                  • vB Martin
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                    #10
                    Actually, Larry Merchant calls it that. I guess it's yet another slam you don't have the mental faculties to understand.

                    And I would have to agree that I am, indeed, a fan of Pac. He always gives an exciting fight. What's not to like? I just didn'y like the ****** excuse for the JMM fight and found it worthy of ridicule. The orginal pic was another poster's sig.

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