I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
, I think James will win tonight but if he doesn't I am going to lose it.
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