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  • vB Martin
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    #31
    Originally posted by pbds
    ....Does that mean that when Bush is gone your be a ********** again??
    Depends. I have this sneaking su****ion that they will try to run a Jebby-Boy/****yliar Lies ticket in '08.

    It depends on whether or not the **********s can go back to be being ther fiscally conservative/small government party they were before they decided to become the war-mongering, treasury-robbing, Fundamentalist Christian party of bigots they are now.

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    • !! Mr. Soprano
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      #32
      Originally posted by vB Martin
      I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.

      If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.

      I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.

      Yours truly (maybe),
      Martin
      Funny Post!

      How about amending to your prayers..
      They simultaneously hit each other with an uppercut.
      1) Doesn't have to end Ruiz's carer (that's cruel), just make him loose and keep him off television
      2) Toney bites off his tongue and never able to run his mouth again!

      I'd like that!

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      • PBDS
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        #33
        ....I don't think JEB is planning a run right now. It's way too early for him and he isn't ready at present anyway. You may be right about Condo though as a VP. Who knows?? Alot of things can happen between now and then.

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        • vB Martin
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          #34
          No, he isn't, but they ran the ******ed brother after 1 term as governor of Texas.

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          • Slipx
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            #35
            Originally posted by Runw/knives
            Ignore that troll.
            hahahahahahahaha, man that is hilarious coming from YOU of all people! the biggest troll on the site, you sit on this site all day and I haven't been on in like a week. I ONLY LOGIN ON FIGHT NIGHT, you use the site to fill a void in your life and we've already been through this.
            Last edited by Slipx; 04-30-2005, 04:26 PM.

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            • Slipx
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              #36
              Originally posted by vB Martin
              you and I? I have a little over 25mil points in the bank. I'm willing to bet it against you, even money, that you can't find a single fanboi post from me about Pacquiao. Up for it?
              Damn, I thought you were going to say bet on the fight tonight..

              ok, we can make that bet, but I will have already won, because you having a 10 inch sig with a 6 inch picture of Paciauo's face on it ,up for month(s)... basically means that every post made by you in that time interval was a fanboi post. 25mil plz.

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              • Run
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                #37
                Originally posted by Slipx
                hahahahahahahaha,.
                Keep up the intelligent typing troll.



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                • Slipx
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Runw/knives
                  Keep up the intelligent typing troll.
                  You mean, intelligent typing like this?

                  Talk about anything boxing related here. Where the boxing discussion is always Non Stop!


                  you've shown everyone your true colors.

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                  • Run
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Slipx
                    You mean, intelligent typing like this?

                    Talk about anything boxing related here. Where the boxing discussion is always Non Stop!


                    you've shown everyone your true colors.

                    Ooooo. You really>> "got me now". What a dork.



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                    • vB Martin
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                      #40
                      Since you still can't understand, here is my post in replyto a question on the subject.



                      If you're serious about the bet, let's have a solid definition of Fanboi to base this upon.

                      Taking the definition from some of the Klit/Pac fanbois here, I would define it as:

                      A poster who, regardless of the facts and the outcomes of fights


                      • consistently touts their man as the best in the world
                      • thinks that they always deserve a title shot over others who have done better than their fighter (usually citing past glories)
                      • can instantly come up with an excuse/conspiracy theory as to why their man lost
                      • often responds to honest criticism of their man with the term "HATER"
                      • cannot abide by honest analysis of their man's weaknesses
                      Seem fair?
                      Last edited by vB Martin; 04-30-2005, 04:43 PM.

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