Tyson the heir apparent - the heavyweight division's only UNDEFEATED contender

[stix]

What's worse, a thread that's totally ******, or a joke that's not funny? Here we have both!!!

[TheGreat1]

I'm tired of all this Tyson dissing on here.

Here is an indestructible champ who will one day reunify the division. His record is unblemished, with zero defeats. Consider the following:

Buster Douglas - Douglas was knocked down and didn't get up before the ten count. Tyson wasn't focussed, and had bad cornermen. If that fight was in the US, Tyson would never have lost. FACT.

Evander Holyfield - Holyfield only beat Tyson by fouling and using headbutts. FACT.

Lennox Lewis - Tyson had so many tranquilisers that even an elephant wouldn't have been able to stand. Besides, losing to Lewis was his way at showing disapproval that his payment would go towards alimony. FACT.

Danny Williams - Tyson damaged his knee. If this hadn't happened Tyson would have KOed Danny Williams in the first round. FACT.



Tyson is now set to reclaim his glory by fighting top contender Kevin McBride, a man who is ranked in the top 160 heavyweights. So kiss my ass, Tyson haters!!

nice list but lets be real Holyfield beat his ass bad, Holy was just better than Tyson. tyson could have never betten Holy who was just too good for him. Tyson's only chance against LL was to land a haymaker.

[Guest]

What's worse, a thread that's totally ******, or a joke that's not funny? Here we have both!!!

How about an ******* called Stix? That's worse.

[Guest]

nice list but lets be real Holyfield beat his ass bad, Holy was just better than Tyson. tyson could have never betten Holy who was just too good for him. Tyson's only chance against LL was to land a haymaker.

Great1, I was just kidding mate.

[Guest]

I think the fact that some people are still taking this seriously shows how many people don't read the whole thread before replying, doesn't it?