hire a midget assassin to take out Ruiz
My plan to defeat John Ruiz
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hike him and then ship him to a dessert island, where no one can find him againOriginally posted by KimmyHow about a van, with no license plates. We`ll drive down and hike him. Then we`ll keep Ruiz for 10 days torturing him and break his arms so bad he`ll never be able to hold and grab again!Comment
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Hell, call Tonya Harding! That should cover everything listed so far. And if you've seen the pictures of her all 'roided up, she might even be able to kick Ruiz' ass while she's at it.Originally posted by 2NdRoUnDkOhire a midget assassin to take out RuizComment
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Originally posted by paul750who is tonya harding?
Female Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.
Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.
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yeah maybe she could help thenOriginally posted by Runw/knivesFemale Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.
Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.Comment
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Floyd kicks ass!Originally posted by RiddickYou just have to hit Ruiz with hard punches in order to beat him. Only Tua has tried that and it worked.
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this is an utterly senseless and silly post. You should be thrown in the same ring with Ruiz and get your ass kicked.Originally posted by joeboxerI think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.
My plan is as follows:
Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.
If anyone would like to help me by
1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.
2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz
3) Helping me pay the hooker
The help would be greatly appreciated.Comment
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