My plan to defeat John Ruiz

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  • .::EnRiQuE::.
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    #21
    hire a midget assassin to take out Ruiz

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    • paul750
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      #22
      Originally posted by Kimmy
      How about a van, with no license plates. We`ll drive down and hike him. Then we`ll keep Ruiz for 10 days torturing him and break his arms so bad he`ll never be able to hold and grab again!
      hike him and then ship him to a dessert island, where no one can find him again

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      • Renegade
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        #23
        Originally posted by 2NdRoUnDkO
        hire a midget assassin to take out Ruiz
        Hell, call Tonya Harding! That should cover everything listed so far. And if you've seen the pictures of her all 'roided up, she might even be able to kick Ruiz' ass while she's at it.

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        • paul750
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          #24
          who is tonya harding?

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          • Run
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            #25
            Originally posted by paul750
            who is tonya harding?

            Female Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.

            Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.



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            • paul750
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              #26
              Originally posted by Runw/knives
              Female Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.

              Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.
              yeah maybe she could help then

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              • paul750
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                #27
                Originally posted by jchavez12345
                Heres Another Idea,

                Lets Spray James Toney With Wd-40 So He Can Slip Out Everytime Ruiz Decides To Hug Him, And James Toney Can Beat The **** Out Of Him
                thats another good one

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                • The Missing Lin
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Riddick
                  You just have to hit Ruiz with hard punches in order to beat him. Only Tua has tried that and it worked.
                  Floyd kicks ass!

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                  • TheUnholyBartender
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by joeboxer
                    I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.

                    My plan is as follows:

                    Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.

                    If anyone would like to help me by

                    1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.

                    2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz

                    3) Helping me pay the hooker

                    The help would be greatly appreciated.
                    this is an utterly senseless and silly post. You should be thrown in the same ring with Ruiz and get your ass kicked.

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                    • guardian
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                      #30
                      Some weirdos.... hehehehehe

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