My plan to defeat John Ruiz

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  • joeboxer
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    My plan to defeat John Ruiz

    I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.

    My plan is as follows:

    Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.

    If anyone would like to help me by

    1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.

    2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz

    3) Helping me pay the hooker

    The help would be greatly appreciated.
  • justin04
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    #2
    You know if you really wanted to make sure that the plan worked you could **** the hooker yourself until you got herpes, and then **** john ruiz until you were completely sure that he was exposed

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    • joeboxer
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      #3
      good additon Justin. I like how you're thinking, I can tell you are a true boxing fan.

      P.S. Nice ******* ration. Way to contribute!

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      • BBFM
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        #4
        I think tyson could ko ruiz seriously.

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        • justin04
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          #5
          Originally posted by joeboxer

          P.S. Nice ******* ration. Way to contribute!
          I knew that that was going to come up as soon as someone got pissed off at me. Trust me, I've only downloaded one fight, Tyson-Holyfield 1, and I'm trying to share it but i don't think that people are able to download from me consistently because of the router that i'm on. I'm not going to download any more until i figure out how to share.

          Also just so you know i was just kidding - i don't actually want you to give John Ruiz **** herpes.

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          • joeboxer
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            #6
            Originally posted by VkreW
            I think tyson could ko ruiz seriously.
            I'm not sure why you posted that on this thread, but the way Holyfield fought Tyson in the first fight is exactly how Ruiz fights, so I think that Ruiz would probably be able to beat Tyson.

            Unless he couldn't take those first couple shots by Tyson, which might be a possibility too.

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            • joeboxer
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              #7
              Originally posted by justin04
              I knew that that was going to come up as soon as someone got pissed off at me. Trust me, I've only downloaded one fight, Tyson-Holyfield 1, and I'm trying to share it but i don't think that people are able to download from me consistently because of the router that i'm on. I'm not going to download any more until i figure out how to share.

              Also just so you know i was just kidding - i don't actually want you to give John Ruiz **** herpes.

              Oh justin. I wasn't trying to be mean. I am just rude and sarcastic all the time. I'll give you good Karma though for posting on my thread.

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              • sena
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                #8
                I have an eerie feeling that *gasp* Ruiz is going to let his hands go. I mean who are we kidding, even him actually deciding 2 fight isn't any sort of redemption for what he's done to the boxing world. I guess he owes us at the very least one good fight before he rides off into the sunset

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                • kapersky
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                  #9
                  what about john ruiz?. lewis,jones and many more could beat john ruiz anytime.

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                  • Sulpiride
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                    #10
                    Just get jay nady in the ring as the third man, and you'll be fine.I still think Toney is unknown quantity at HW, its tough to call

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