My plan to defeat John Ruiz

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  • tongpo2000
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    #11
    Originally posted by joeboxer
    I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.

    My plan is as follows:

    Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.

    If anyone would like to help me by

    1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.

    2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz

    3) Helping me pay the hooker

    The help would be greatly appreciated.
    lol
    well i can't help with #1 because i can't afford a hooker
    can't help with #2 cause i don't know his address or number.
    can't help with #3 because i can't affort a hooker
    but i'd like to add a #4 which will be me taking a huge dump
    in john ruiz's mouth!! will that help?

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    • Riddick
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      #12
      You just have to hit Ruiz with hard punches in order to beat him. Only Tua has tried that and it worked.

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      • puppy_dogg
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        #13
        Originally posted by justin04
        You know if you really wanted to make sure that the plan worked you could **** the hooker yourself until you got herpes, and then **** john ruiz until you were completely sure that he was exposed
        im pretty sure i have the coodies, ill help **** john ruiz in the ass if yall think it will help kill him

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        • Kimmy
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          #14
          How about a van, with no license plates. We`ll drive down and hike him. Then we`ll keep Ruiz for 10 days torturing him and break his arms so bad he`ll never be able to hold and grab again!

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          • aand
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            #15
            Originally posted by joeboxer
            I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.

            My plan is as follows:

            Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.

            If anyone would like to help me by

            1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.

            2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz

            3) Helping me pay the hooker

            The help would be greatly appreciated.
            I've seen somebody said a good plan before Golota-Ruiz fight, that Golota shouldn't wash himself for a week before fight so Ruiz couldn't use his grabbing style. Unfortunately Golota answered that he already took a shower! Unbeliveable, if Golota wasn't so egoistic and listen more to other peolpe then he would be a true WBA champion right now. That's the lesson for Toney !

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            • jchavez12345
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              #16
              Heres Another Idea,

              Lets Spray James Toney With Wd-40 So He Can Slip Out Everytime Ruiz Decides To Hug Him, And James Toney Can Beat The **** Out Of Him

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              • OliverNo1
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                #17
                LOL - Never seen Ruiz fight(i live in the uk - with little decent boxing coverage), but as he is a pain in the ass of the boxing world perhaps **** herpes would be a fitting end to his career.......

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                • joeboxer
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by tongpo2000
                  lol
                  well i can't help with #1 because i can't afford a hooker
                  can't help with #2 cause i don't know his address or number.
                  can't help with #3 because i can't affort a hooker
                  but i'd like to add a #4 which will be me taking a huge dump
                  in john ruiz's mouth!! will that help?

                  I really like the number 4. That would definitly help.

                  Kimmy do you have a van we could use?

                  Wd-40 and **** herpes are also good additions, good Karma to you all.

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                  • joeboxer
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Yoko
                    im pretty sure i have the coodies, ill help **** john ruiz in the ass if yall think it will help kill him

                    good job, way to take one for the team or ummmm.... I mean way to give one for the team.

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                    • nsevaaetasi
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                      #20
                      Tell Toney not to shower. Hopefully Ruiz wont clinch him cuz he smells.

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