Who else ENJOYED the Canelo/Crawford face off (NO Diddy)?

[SouthpawRight]

anyone getting excited during a faceoff is sus...

it's up to Saudi to ban those topless underwear weigh in face offs

Muhammad is anti-ghey afterall

[TintaBoricua]

Bro, Larry isn't way too old, he's way too dead to be at ringside at this point....

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

[Grandma Lover]

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

This is actually pretty good boxing fan fiction lmao read it all in their voice too.

[LarryMerchant'sBottle]

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

Brilliant!