Who else ENJOYED the Canelo/Crawford face off (NO Diddy)?

[Bennyleonard99]

This whole thing is so fake, I'm questioning whether it's actually the matrix, and I'm really just sealed up behind some gooey membrane, stacked in a huge cavern, with a hdmi cable plugged into my brain stem.

Sure does look totally fake. Seen a lot of these things and this one isn't sparking anything, any excitement. Should be a good for business though. Miss those old fights when you knew it had real tension, grudge, bad blood, mind games, hostility, edge. That rascal Fraudweather ruined the sport.

[elfag]

Name a fight where Crawf fought to survive? Any time he's ever been hurt he responds with vigor and violence. I see going out on his shield. Charlo fought to survive, cat was scared af

crawford never had a size and power gap like this.

i predict he will fight to survive this fight. same as charlo. charlo never did before either

[elfag]

Stop it, Bud clearly won.

wasnt clear at all, looked like a draw to me

[QueensburyRules]

- - Watching the usual princesses get the BS hotties over lowbrow face off...priceless...

[TintaBoricua]

Bro, Larry isn't way too old, he's way too dead to be at ringside at this point....

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

[Grandma Lover]

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

This is actually pretty good boxing fan fiction lmao read it all in their voice too.

[LarryMerchant'sBottle]

LMAO

Lampley: “And now the pre-fight pageantries are about to begin, but before they do…Larry, your thoughts on the main event tonight between Canelo and Crawford.”

*Camera zooms out and pans right*

Merchant: “Jim…the boxing landscape…has shifted…

*Looks slightly down and to his right*

…it’s interesting to note that…a…casual comment in passing…17 years ago…caused the pieces to fall into place for a…little known fighter like Manny Pacquiao to thrash the Golden Boy…Oscar de la Hoya…extinguish the falling star…and give birth…to another one. And here we stand…17 years later…wondering…are we about to see something…similar…? Something…different…? A little bit of both…? Here we sit…here we wait…for the theater of the unexpected…to begin.”

*Camera zooms out and to the left*

Lampley: “Indeed it is. Questions about Canelo’s declining prowess, questions about Crawford’s power three weight classes above his most recent great performance…Max, what do you make of this, as you previously referred to as ‘the perfect storm’?”

*Camera zooms out and pans left*

Kellerman: “This right here is PROBABLY the sole reason why I’m back on the air. It took the Saudis and Dana White to gather enough money to, not ONLY pay Crawford and Canelo a ludicrous price to get in the ring and fight, but also to pay ME as well when ESPN wouldn’t. And to that end I say…thank you, your excellency! It’s good to be back, Jim! Drinks are on me. And congratulations on your book, by the way!”

Lampley: “Thanks, Max! I used to think you were a great analyst, but that was devoid of any pugilistic analysis whatsoever and we are all dumber for having heard what you just said. Let’s send it up to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.”

Brilliant!