NEVER use your training to hurt someone outside the ring, I might get fired.

[ThunderWolf]

...See, I am pretty sure I'll keep my job. One, it wasn't a 'company paid' event. We all pitched in 40 (40.00 for 2ppl, u and ur gf, wife, whatever.) So, it wasn't like our company sponsored it...but still it makes me look bad and I may be in trouble.

Attempted manslaughter while drunk won`t hold up in court. But be most careful of the after-effect. Even with an apology, always look behind your back. Your GF should ideally stick up for you in bad times, take care of yourself, life is more important than job (can be replaced).

[i-box]

Ok, we were at a company crawfish boil and this ignorant mother****er kept stepping across the line..1st thing he did was throw a tail at me, he threw another tail and then I put him in a mini- choke and let him go. (All I know is boxing, I am not mma.) Ok. I had a case of beer in me and forgot exactly what happened up until I landed the big shot. That was when fight or flight hit me I guess.

After the 3rd time he stepped across the line he tripped me or something and I ended up on the ground..when I turned him around on the ground to make him stop he 'accidentally' poured a sip of beer on my ****ing head...I do not have a shaved head and have a *** fro...so I let him get up, then I walked right over to him and delivered a lead left hook that hit him square on the liver and he is a skinny, tall guy...his stomach was bloated, when my fist hit it sank into it like a water bag. He keeled over, and made sounds that I normally hear people make in public bathrooms taking a ****..He stayed slumped like that for a good three minutes well I said **** it and went to get another beer, then he started puking and my boss and the guy who hosted it were all asking me to leave but I wasn't even causing any trouble anymore. I just had to one shot that mother****er and shut him the **** up. Kids, I'm 26 just learn a lesson from me, if you know you can hit, don't use it on anyone outside the ring...my gf thinks im a total ******* now and I may get fired....Use your training wisely unless you have to truly defend yourself (I didn't)

I have a question for you dude.
Say for example you were a pro and you did just what you did in your story,
what would happen?
Will you be allowed to fight in the ring again?

[REMOVED SHARK 97]

Something like that happened to me. I was out with a few mates (all who can box apart from one) then we went into a bar and i was stood there with my mates at the bar drinking then this lad about 19-20 came over with his mates and started taking piss out of one of our mates the one that couldn't box, saying he was gay because he was wearing pink and so was i but they just kept going at him for no reason, so i walked up to him to politlely ask him to shove off and leave him alone then he just went oh got your boyfriend to help, i aint gay before you ask. But i was pissed so really anything said to me at that moment from him would of pushed me over the edge, so i gave him a right hook across the face and he went down and out like a light, only his mates saw and a couple went to him and the others went outside, i thought i better scatter because what just happened so me and my mates walked out the bar and i endded up getting arrested for assult! So i know how you feel in a way but you nearly lost your job i just got put in a cell lol!

Nottingham, yea that sounds about right bro xD

[Flicker Jab]

I have a question for you dude.
Say for example you were a pro and you did just what you did in your story,
what would happen?
Will you be allowed to fight in the ring again?

of course.

[Clegg]

Sounds like you used ***-jitsu on him.

[Flicker Jab]

it would be a bad thing on a pro's career and stuff...im sure alot of legal **** would be a huge problem...but mayweather slapped a woman and he had like five title bouts since then.



and the ***jitsu thing was pretty witty

[i-box]

it would be a bad thing on a pro's career and stuff...im sure alot of legal **** would be a huge problem...but mayweather slapped a woman and he had like five title bouts since then.



and the ***jitsu thing was pretty witty

wow i didn't know that.
I thought pros weren't allowed to use their fists outside the ring
since their fists are considered as "dangerous weapons" or some ****....

[Flicker Jab]

wow i didn't know that.
I thought pros weren't allowed to use their fists outside the ring
since their fists are considered as "dangerous weapons" or some ****....

I thought the same thing, but I remember Shannon Briggs layed the smack down on like four or five guys outside some ****poke bar in Mississippi, per Teddy Atlas..according to Atlas, which I'm sure he extended the truth somewhat, the guys were lying there all ****ed up unconscious in pools of blood upon departure. I wonder what makes it assault with a deadly weapon..when you repeatedly strike someone upside the head with power shots for no reason? I dunno.

[Patheticfraud?]

All I do is knock people out every weekend.



JK, **** it, You can get another job, And you will always have the story to tell 5 million times over and over for rest of your life.

[The Gully Gad]

Sounds like you used ***-jitsu on him.

lolol

Ahhh man...


Why didnt you shank him instead?