Ok, we were at a company crawfish boil and this ignorant mother****er kept stepping across the line..1st thing he did was throw a tail at me, he threw another tail and then I put him in a mini- choke and let him go. (All I know is boxing, I am not mma.) Ok. I had a case of beer in me and forgot exactly what happened up until I landed the big shot. That was when fight or flight hit me I guess.
After the 3rd time he stepped across the line he tripped me or something and I ended up on the ground..when I turned him around on the ground to make him stop he 'accidentally' poured a sip of beer on my ****ing head...I do not have a shaved head and have a *** fro...so I let him get up, then I walked right over to him and delivered a lead left hook that hit him square on the liver and he is a skinny, tall guy...his stomach was bloated, when my fist hit it sank into it like a water bag. He keeled over, and made sounds that I normally hear people make in public bathrooms taking a ****..He stayed slumped like that for a good three minutes well I said **** it and went to get another beer, then he started puking and my boss and the guy who hosted it were all asking me to leave but I wasn't even causing any trouble anymore. I just had to one shot that mother****er and shut him the **** up. Kids, I'm 26 just learn a lesson from me, if you know you can hit, don't use it on anyone outside the ring...my gf thinks im a total ******* now and I may get fired....Use your training wisely unless you have to truly defend yourself (I didn't)
After the 3rd time he stepped across the line he tripped me or something and I ended up on the ground..when I turned him around on the ground to make him stop he 'accidentally' poured a sip of beer on my ****ing head...I do not have a shaved head and have a *** fro...so I let him get up, then I walked right over to him and delivered a lead left hook that hit him square on the liver and he is a skinny, tall guy...his stomach was bloated, when my fist hit it sank into it like a water bag. He keeled over, and made sounds that I normally hear people make in public bathrooms taking a ****..He stayed slumped like that for a good three minutes well I said **** it and went to get another beer, then he started puking and my boss and the guy who hosted it were all asking me to leave but I wasn't even causing any trouble anymore. I just had to one shot that mother****er and shut him the **** up. Kids, I'm 26 just learn a lesson from me, if you know you can hit, don't use it on anyone outside the ring...my gf thinks im a total ******* now and I may get fired....Use your training wisely unless you have to truly defend yourself (I didn't)
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