AGAINST ALL ODDS! Cotto defeats legend!

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  • squealpiggy
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    #21
    If at first you don't succeed your name is not Michael Jennings.

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    • Fighting Cougar
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      #22
      LOL

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      • WetSexyLlamaPR
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        #23
        Micheal "The Merciful" Jennings threw this fight. He spared the puny, bald hobbit known as Miguel Cotto because while warming up in the dressing room before the fight Jerry Bruckheimer called and asked him to to be the stunt double for Optimus Prime in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen ASAP.

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        • magnato1
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          #24
          I heard Michael "BADASS" Jennings once cut-off somebody's whole body off...just left the **** behind...Thats all the poor guy was at the end...a ****.
          Last edited by magnato1; 02-21-2009, 11:54 PM.

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          • squealpiggy
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            #25
            Speaking of ****s, Michael Jennings was once asked to be a stand-in for Ron Jeremy when a bigger schlong was required for a scene.

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            • BOOMbip
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              #26
              I went to the lou after Micheal Jennings once when he forgot to flush...in the toilet there was a 9mm handgun a dead asian man and a piece of paper with my name on it.

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              • BOOMbip
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                #27
                Micheal Jennings onced was forced to punch a bear on a camping trip...The bear briefly spoke a few phrases in pefect portugese and died shortly after.

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                • BOOMbip
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                  #28
                  when Micheal Jennings goes fishings he only needs 3 things....

                  A large body of water...

                  A empty potatoe sack...

                  And two words...Get In.

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                  • Del Coqui
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by squealpiggy
                    Cotto may as well retire. There is no greater prize in any sport than Michael Jennings. Anything else is just for the money. Retire at the top, Miguel!
                    I'm with you! He did a Floyd last night, why not retire as well.

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                    • BK22755
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by gerardofpr
                      I'm with you! He did a Floyd last night, why not retire as well.

                      Disregard, no reply intended.
                      Last edited by BK22755; 02-22-2009, 08:39 AM.

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