AGAINST ALL ODDS! Cotto defeats legend!

[squealpiggy]

Miguel Cotto is back at the top of the boxing game once more with a stunning victory over the man who once killed a rhino with a single jab!

Michael "Elephant Gun" Jennings was ranked at number one by every sanctioning body, boxing news outlet and ladies' club on the planet but was knocked out against all the odds by Miguel Cotto who immediately before the fight was spotted outside feeding orphans.

After the fight Jennings was quoted as saying "What can ah fookin say like, Cotto is back really int e?" before going back to wales to continue his job as a guy who tests nuclear missiles by nutting them with his head.

[AntonTheMeh]

it was an impossible upset!i could never have mustered up the cojones to believe this was possible!

[squealpiggy]

Nobody wants to talk about Miguel Cotto's stunning victory over fifteen weight world champion and all time great Michael "Eater of Worlds" Jennings?

[Crazylegs77]

Im still in awe, the lucky tattoos did make a difference.

[Cutthroat]

I cried when Cotto won, didn't think it was possible.

[Guest]

I am shocked. Jennings handled Margarito Mosley and Clottey in sparring, and the godlike Cotto destroyed him so quickly.

And Cotto didn't even get stabbed before the fight, and his brother didn't even die.

Truly amazing work.

[Mersey]

This is bigger than Buster D vs Tyson

[squealpiggy]

it was an impossible upset!i could never have mustered up the cojones to believe this was possible!

My friend, this was not an upset, it was an outpouring of grief! When Sonny Liston was knocked out by the "phantom punch" it was actually one of Michael Jennings' speedy left jabs that moved so fast it ruptured space-time and materialized briefly in the ring with Liston and Ali, infamously knocking Liston out.

Did you know that Cotto has to penises so that he can satisfy two women at once? And also his back hair can be woven into steal bridge supports.

[squealpiggy]

Cotto may as well retire. There is no greater prize in any sport than Michael Jennings. Anything else is just for the money. Retire at the top, Miguel!

[Crazylegs77]

Cotto may as well retire. There is no greater prize in any sport than Michael Jennings. Anything else is just for the money. Retire at the top, Miguel!

No he will make 1 last title epic defense vs Luis Astorga