AGAINST ALL ODDS! Cotto defeats legend!

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  • WetSexyLlamaPR
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    Cotto just defeated the man who scared Joe Calzaghe, Floyd Mayweather and B-Hop into retirement. He just defeated Micheal "www.monobrow.com" Jennings. The one who made Chuck Norris his *****, out wrestled Steve Irwin and destroyed an entire Zerg Brood on the same day.

    I'm speechless.

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    • squealpiggy
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      #12
      With the briefest glimpse of the patch of hair where his eyebrows meet, Michael Jennings once gave an entire herd of elephants CANCER! A WHOLE HERD!

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      • WetSexyLlamaPR
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        #13
        Micheal Jennings is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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        • WetSexyLlamaPR
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          #14
          Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Micheal Jennings punches you, your relatives will feel it.

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          • miamijohn
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            #15
            Every one on here needs HELP

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            • squealpiggy
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              #16
              100% of everyone in the UNIVERSE predicted Jennings to win by knockout before the peal of the opening bell ceased to ring. Words can't describe the shock and awe this result has wrought. Even god was surprised, and he is omniscient.

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              • The Monk
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                #17
                Cotto won, correct, but he took one hell of a beatdown achieving that win. I suppose when you are fighting a living god like Michael "fook me" Jennings you have to expect to be put through hell.
                Last edited by The Monk; 02-21-2009, 11:36 PM.

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                • squealpiggy
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                  Originally posted by The Monk
                  Cotto won, correct, but he took one hell of a beatdown achieving that win. I suppose when you are fighting a living good like Michael "fook me" Jennings you have to expect to be put through hell.
                  The only thing that wasn't a surprise is how Cotto looked as though he had been through a woodchipper at the end. This wasn't a bout. It was a Rocky movie.

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                  • WetSexyLlamaPR
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                    #19
                    When Micheal "Big ****" Jennings crosses the street in the UK, nay the world, the cars have to look both ways.

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                    • Mersey
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                      #20
                      Cotto was shaken by the devastating and accurate punching from Jennings but still somehow pulled the win out the bag. By far the best win on his resume.

                      All bow to Cotto

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