Plenty of yanks enter the highland games.
And all wear kilts.
Difference with us boys is when we wear our kilts we wear no underwear..and yet our balls don't shrink.
Yours are permanently shrunk in your tight calvin kleins and ***** pants wrapped round your ass pretending to be some dude who spent time in the slammer.
The closest you will come to battle is the weekly argument with momma over your "Allowance".
"can I please have a Blow up Roy doll who ejaculates when I stroke his balls"
Your momma is sick of hearing this...that is why you have four.
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