Antonio Margarito FACTS!

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Tony would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Margarito tank until Antonio decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Margarito, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after the Tijuana Tornado.

Antonio Margarito does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Margarito's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Margarito's skin.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Antonio Margarito, 3. Cancer

Margarito once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Antonio Margarito doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

Antonio Margarito cannot love, he can only not kill. And even that takes a generous amount of trying on his part.

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Tye Fields must have blessed Margarito before this fight because thats the only way I can explain how he took so many punches without looking hurt at all. Tye Fields sacrificed himself last month so Margarito could have his moment of glory.

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I drew it myself

The level of artistry is amazing. Tony would be proud. So proud infact, that he would refrain from taking your head off with his left uppercut on the inside.

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E=Mc2 stands for Energy= Margarito times the Speed of Light Margaritoed.

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Antonio Margarito recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We now know this beverage as Red Bull.

Fear is not the only emotion Margarito can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get KTFO in this round by Margarito."

Antonio Margarito brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Antonio Margarito finds it delicious.

Antonio Margarito wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's untrue, it was actually a Tijuana Tornado that wiped them out.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Antonio Margarito jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh yeah, and Antonio Margarito!"

Since 1978, the year Antonio Margarito was born, punch activity related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Antonio Margarito does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Violence is never the answer, unless of course you're Antonio Margarito.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Antonio Margarito needs toothpicks.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Margarito calls the pile of beatdown boxers in his front yard.

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Antonio Margarito also made the wife of Antonio Diaz cry. He's a sick, sick man.

BTW, I would absolutely love to hear Lampley get real emotional during a fight and use the "no regard for human life" line.

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Antonio Margarito built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Margarito met all three bullets with his chin, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Antonio Margarito doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Before each fight, Antonio Margarito is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the boxers he fights.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Margarito left hook to the body will liquefy your kidneys.

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Antonio Margarito's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Antonio Margarito puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Margarito's chin while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Antonio Margarito. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

The truth will set you free. Unless Antonio Margarito has you with your back on the ropes, in which case, forget it buddy!

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Antonio Margarito, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls and boxing titles.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Antonio Margarito bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Antonio Margarito in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Antonio Margarito does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Margarito kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Margarito goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Antonio Margarito's weight is his chin. The other 30% is his balls.