Antonio Margarito FACTS!

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  • RightHandLead
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    Antonio Margarito FACTS!

    There are no races, only countries of people Margarito has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

    Antonio Margarito CAN believe it's not butter.

    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Antonio Margarito has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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  • fightingfigs
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    The blacker the Miguel Cotto face the sweeter the juice.

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    • fightingfigs
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      In Tijuana they say nobody greets Margarito because they just get uppercutted.

      Margarito has no regard for handshakes

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      • RightHandLead
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        Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Margarito left uppercut.

        When aMargarito fight is aired in France, the French surrender to Tony just to be on the safe side.

        When taking the SAT, write "Margarito" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

        On his birthday, Antonio Margarito randomly selects one lucky child to be swarmed by punches.

        Antonio Margarito ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

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        • peewee1460
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          #5
          antonio margarito lost to paul williams

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          • Pico Hollywood
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            Chuck Norris is saddened we lost faith in him

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            • RightHandLead
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              Little known medical fact: Antonio Margarito invented the Caesarean section when he uppercutted his way out of his monther's womb.

              The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Antonio Margarito. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

              Antonio Margarito once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

              Antonio Margarito can touch MC Hammer.

              James Cameron wanted Margarito to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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              • RightHandLead
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                #8
                Originally posted by Pico Hollywood
                Chuck Norris is saddened we lost faith in him
                Chuck is old hat. I doubt even he could've ****d Cotto that badly.

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                • fightingfigs
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                  #9
                  Margarito once uppercutted my buddy in the head

                  Here he is to date

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                  • Zerwas1
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                    #10
                    we have chuck norris facts....10000, some are funny
                    than we replace the word chuck norris with tye fields...not so funny
                    now we got em with antonio margarito....funny...not
                    at least the no regard **** was something new

                    But I got one: Antonio Margarito holds the record for the most missed punches in a fight.

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