Antonio Margarito FACTS!

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  • Shanus
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    #11
    Margarito fact #8, he has no teeth.

    Margarito fact #9, he lost a fight to a malteser.

    Margarito fact #10, he is a walking ******** disfunction.

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    • Pico Hollywood
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      #12
      Originally posted by RightHandLead
      Chuck is old hat. I doubt even he could've ****d Cotto that badly.
      he did when cotto was a boy...he was referred to as walker the texas ranger... This all explains why cotto is metrosexual...

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      • RightHandLead
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        #13
        Originally posted by Zerwas1
        we have chuck norris facts....10000, some are funny
        than we replace the word chuck norris with tye fields...not so funny
        now we got em with antonio margarito....funny...not
        at least the no regard **** was something new

        But I got one: Antonio Margarito holds the record for the most missed punches in a fight.
        They weren't funny with Tye Fields either. It was all the same **** only with Norris replaced with Fields. I had to suffer through that, now you have to suffer through Margarito facts.

        I will not stop.

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        • Vladimir303
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          #14
          Margarito asked his wife out multiple times before she accepted


          The Margarito gets what he wants.

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          • Ryn0
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            #15
            Miguel Cotto was really fighting this on saturday

            Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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            • DrewWoodside
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              #16
              These are some of the best Chuck jokes I've heard. Margs or not they are quality.

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              • RightHandLead
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                #17
                Antonio Margarito played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. All the bullets just bounced off of his chin as he smiled.


                Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Antonio Margarito pajamas.

                Antonio Margarito invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

                A high tide means the Tijuana Tornado is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

                Antonio Margarito keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with an overwhelming amount of activity.

                Antonio Margarito does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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                • RightHandLead
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Ryn0
                  Miguel Cotto was really fighting this on saturday

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                  LMFAO, good ****.

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                  • pesticid
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                    #19
                    Margarito beats people so bad he makes them look the same
                    Lujan and Cotto







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                    • Ryn0
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by RightHandLead
                      LMFAO, good ****.
                      I drew it myself

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